So I'm watching SNICK on Nickolodean the other night for the first time in 5 years and saw something too disturbing to be funny. There was this kid, I'd say 12 years old and was in some sort of contest, he apparently lost because he ended up in a shower with a nozzle full of slime ready to spill on him. He was prompted to remove his shirt and he did so, revealing a stomach that shared many qualties with cottage cheese. Wrinkly and Jiggling. As the slime began to pour down on him the kid began squelling extremly loudly, catching everybody by suprise. He started shaking violently and as the slime coated the bottom of the shower he lost his footing and fell extremly hard. Banging his head against the glass wall. Even more disturbing was the kids trouble with keeping his shorts around his waist(I never knew you were aloud to show so much crack on tv without having to censor it). As his gut pushed down the shorts went down forcing Nickolodean to use a mosaic blur(something usually reserved for Howard Sterns Playboy evaluations) for the first time in the television stations history. The young man lay on the ground twitching and squelling with his shorts providing him with minimum coverage. Just a horrifying scene that has been emblazed in my retinas for a long time.

English News
With Ms.(ing) Contes return just days away, the class becomes more and more of a joke. As posted Monday my entire term paper was done with no sources at all. And today a new online essay program was started. You type an essay and the computer scores it for you. I copy and paste something off the internet and submit it, I get the only perfect score in the class, its just to easy...
"This class is a joke!"

College Choice Showdown
Todays Category: Location
Three day total in parentheses
Point Park(downtown) +3 (+3)
Pitt (oakland) +2 (+4)
WVU (1 hour away) 0 (+3)
Ohio U (3 hours away) -2 (+3)
Bethune Cookman n/a -3 (-9)
(No idea where its at)