Finally npoc returns online....

First update in a while but I stretched this longer than a jew stretches a dollar bill (they stretch a dollar enough to straighten gw's curls)
I will now only be seen online as many times as girls with the name Sheetya are seen in shaler.

Dirty Joke book going around school
-When a man talks dirty to a women its sexual harrasment, when a women talks dirty to a man its $3.99 a minute.

Theres some classics in there,
-The difference between a girlfriend and a wife....45 pounds.

Its got a yellow cover, if you see it do yourself a favor and read it, some more excerpts
-Whats a 60 year old women got between her breasts that a 20 year old women doesnt have?
Her bellybutton

-Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can get closer to the sink
-The definition of making love is what a women calls it when a guy is screwin her

This site was brought to my attention by Jesus Macels Info, http://www.ratemyteachers.com/SelectTeacher.jsp?sid=17349&thank=1&startRow=0
copy and paste that and go rate mr.becker and mr. pivarski an excellent.

March 27 is still the date for the big college choice press conference, im creating a scorecard and ill keep you up to date on whose in the lead.

Member of the House of Reps Melissa Hart is coming to Shaler to speak at an assembly, (trying to get the students to back the war cause she is a republican like bush) the Oracle will be covering the event and the senior editor himself (npoc) will be interviewing her...whatever shall i ask?
-Whats the deal with lamp shades?
-Who really killed Marvin Gay?
-Wheres the cottage in cottage cheese?

My hair has reached an all time long