Finally Ms.(ing) Conte returns to Shaler

12% of Pennsylvania residents are minoritys, 66% of inmates on death row are minorities. And the University of Michigan wants to award students that are minorities by giving them preferential application reviews. Now you know why there are so many campus riots.

Crazy hat day, I opted out of the cowgirl hat and went with Sharsburgh Special Police Mesh Hat, but its no matter because Angel wore her wizard hat, the reigning champion. There is nothing possible that can compete with a mentally retarded 275 pound girl waddling through the halls laughing with her mouth wide open with a 5 foot wizard hat on her head.

When I heard teacher brings gun to school the last person I would think of is Sarkis, the first would be Mr. Gray.

The College Choice Showdown for today is inspired by a raving madwomen.
Todays Category: Distance from raving madwomen(completely contradictory to a previous category,location, but I have no realized further away is better) Five Day Total in parentheses
OhioU +3 (+5)
Bethune-Cookman +3 (-6)
WVU +2 (+6)
Pitt -3 (+4)
Point Park -3) (-1)
Decision- March 27