That Mcdonalds commercial with the two guys "fishing" for a mcdonalds fish sandwich hurts to watch.
All these club hockey teams complain that they can't afford ice time on a hockey rink to practice. You want ice time? Go down Kiwanis street hockey courts, its allllllllllll ice.
As this senior project presentation day gets closer, the further I get from actually doing anything.
There is actually a possibility of getting my grad party at my house. This is one of the deadly sins of an Italian family, to have an informal graduation party. "What if it rains!??!?!" "Where are all these people going to go!?!?!?" "The curvey the curvey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" But there is a chance.
If I ever become rich enough to produce my own TV show, I would document the every move of this family. It is pure gold, everybody hates each other, everybody is yelling at everything and everyone, the two dogs run the house, and the dad is a show in himself.
Todays Episode of Pittsburgh PA 15202
-House is flooded by oldest sibling, who unknowingly knocks loose a washing machine tube, emitting gallons and gallons of water throughout the household. The early estimate of damages is $5000. This is from the same oldest sibling who, in an attempt to prevent herself from falling backwards in her chair, grabbed her entire vanity, and brought that down with her to. So instead of just falling she fell and broke the fall of a vanity with makeup and a mirror.
-Quote of the day> Oldest Sibling"Hey dad todays your birthday, did you even remember?"
Loving Father Patsy>"Yeah, where the hells my gift?"
Oldest Sibling>"Well I just turned eighteen, wheres my gift?"
.....Silence
Next weeks episode....Loving Father Patsy affair
College Choice Showdown
Todays Category: People that I know going there
Point Park>Insane Kane +1 Former Oracle staff member +1 Total +2
Ohio U> Former Oracle Senior Editor -1 Total -1
WVU>Lurpy Nist -1 Unattractive mouse -1 4skin -1 Total -3
Pitt> EVERYONE!+3 Bro -1(sorry paul) Total +2
Bethune-Cookman NOBODY! -3 Total -3
Press Conference: March 27
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