So now im averaging about 1 post a month, only because the monsoon of the century just hit morgantown and im stranded in the dorm. Well im @ wvu and all the stuff to write bout down here is incredible, i mean i have material that could last for weeks.

All the house parties on grant street and frat parties on frat row are good times and everything but they just cant compare to the little stuff that happens everyday. Like the time when we got 24 people on a prt and nist was making fun of people of different races, and there was a little indian girl standing right in front of him, and when the dorm phone fell on my face on my first nite and it stayed there wrapped around my face all night and i was the last 1 up so everyone just saw this phone smothering my face.

I have eaten dinner at mean genes burgers for the past 8 nights straight, my lab teachers name is alejandro sanchez and speaks very very little english, i enrolled in the italian american organization and am preparing for a bocce tournament, and it is only a matter of days until a coup occurs and I take over the campus paper.

I got next day delivery on my laptop and i ordered it on august 9th, so logically you would think it would arrive somehwere around the 12th or 13th, by the 14th they were still processing my order and it finally arrived on the 21st straight from malaysia, so this laptop is the only good thing on campus that came from asia, that includes other students as well.

The PRT stands for Personal Rapid Transit. Lets break this down. 24 people in a space a little smaller than a walkin closet is not personal. You our guaranteed to get felt up with more than 10 people on board, with more than 20 your going to the leave the car with atleast 2 std's and if your around the 27 people mark your're reaching 2nd base and thats a guarantee. So we can eliminate the Personal from PRT. Rapid? Not at all, the car does reach breakneak speeds (especially after 9) but it drops you off extremly far away from where you want to go and on the bottom of the hill no less, so a hike up steps is required. So it will refered to as simply the T.

You might be a red neck if going to the bathroom at night requires boots and a flashlight

Speaking of rednecks, they're all over the place. Overalls, y'all, missing front teeth, "wanna go muddin", pickup trucks with diesel engines, non-stop country jute box, all cafeterias consistently play country music, and I forgot my remote to the TV so it has been on CMT since I got down here.

I payed 75$ for a geology book with no binding, none whatsoever.

Thats all for me today, hope you lasted this long, next blog will probably be around december
enjoy the phi slamma jamma