Almost Heaven, West Virginia
Country Roads, take me home
To the place, I belong

Back in WVU after a weekend in picksburg
hopefully the last time that happens
its true
home is where the hurt is

An interesting ride home, as VehicleCSI had to be called into effect
The Blue beast was declared dead at 4:44pm on Jerry West Blvd.
Cause of death is old age
Pending result of Ballistic Tests
This caused an half hour delay on my way home
Which forced me to leave for the Toby Keith concert at 630
Travis sat in traffic for 3 hours
Concert was excellent, everyone was yellin nigger when Toby introduced his black trumpet player, the entire lawn was a unified mass
The traffic on the way out was worse as we unknowingly sat in a sobriety checkpoint line for an hour before deciding to pull a U-turn on the highway
By the time npoc would have reached the checkpoint, It would have been midnight and npoc would have been 18 and actually been legal to drive after 11 but it would of been obvious that he was out sometime in the time of 11pm-11:59pm as a 17 year old
He made it through driving after 11 for an entire year but on his last day of being 17 it almost came to a crashing halt

accidentally slept through the homecoming parade, but I did get to see junior homecoming queen jennifer at the football game

AndrewJohnson is soft

Steelers and 49ers both blew in on Sunday and the St.Bonaventure dynasty ended in triple overtime, but Larry Fitzgerald is lookin like Heisman after Pitt won

Xbox is in the room, the first casualty is History152

The Alejandro Sanchez mispronunciation Of The Day
Most of the words featured in this segment have been of multiple consonants
But not today
The stumbling block for Alejandro came during our nature walk of morgantown
The mispronounced word was no other than...
Minor
yes minor
Or as Alejandro would say, meaner
yes meanor

Our College Student Inventory came back to us today
With interesting results
The scores are on a scale of 1-100
My attitude to educators was my lowest score, at 2
The combined study habits in this dorm room came to 7
My racial tolerance clocked in at a campus low, of 6
Im telling you these tests don't lie even when you are just fillin in diagonalss

Never to return again

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