finally....npoc returns home to wvu
country roads take me home to the place i belong, west virginia, mountain momma, take me home country roads

i had trouble getting used to the barefoot showers, flat terrain, and getting yelled at again ( y did i go back neway)
but now im back here and Im already missing detour signs and orange traffic barrels
but I did bring down the n64 and madden, you thought the grades were low now, wait til multiplayer mario party gets going

HUGE NEWS
out of complete boredom I entered the school papers football contest
out of 122 entries I had the most games predicted correctly and nailed the tiebreaker on the nose
unbelievable but this was all unbeknownst to me until I was reading the paper this morning and look on the back page and in HUGE headline type, TOLOMEO TAKES WEEK 1
incredible
for my efforts I win a nike blue and gold wvu hat and get entered into champions week
I have instantly been declared an instant legend on campus

My dream of opening my STUDY A BROD strip club becomes more of a reality every day
if you dont know what I am talking about refer to previous posts please
Hummers gentelemens club is hiring cooks, wait staff, and floor men
I have applied for the position and things are looking pretty good
I will eventually climb the ladder at hummers, become a top executive and then execute a hostile takeover and change the name to STUDY A BROD
I can see it now

Glad to see new npocaholics out there
be sure to sign the comment book

im out like tech vests
enjoy your eggs over easy
and do not try the arnold sushi