So I go see my doctor the other day
he tells me Im fat and out of shape
I says, doc Im gonna need a second opinion
he says ok, your ugly to

Not sure if I have mentioned this before but my cell phone number somehow has been mistaken for a women named joanne
It used to be fun getting these calls every once in a while
I explained that it wasnt me, claimed to be the pizza guy, spoke in broken english with an arabic accent, and on a few occasions said that it was jo and ann not joanne they had reached
But now apparently joanne owes alot of money and the creditors will call upwards of 5 times a day
I get my 6:00 wake up call, then the creditors wait for my 10:00 class to get really really quite then call so even though the phone is on vibrate it can still be heard, and of course there is the disrupting dinner call which I get around 6:00 everynite
I am over my minutes so I cant pick up the phone so this will probably go on forever

I realized something while I sat in the back of the auditorium for journalism today
I have sat closer at most concerts than I sit in class

This day in history 1 year ago:
The first thursday in september the 49ers played the giants to kick off the NFL season
I of course was working at shop n save, so I began wearing headphones while I pushed carts to hear the game, something that lasted until february
of course the 49ers went on to win the game

Our big somoan teacher was really late to class so we all decided to just leave
everyone except 2 stragglers walked out
halfway to the mountainlair somebody saw him coming and those that went that way ran back to the class
he walks in
"what in the hell our you guys still doin here"

My media literacy narrative on how the Old South will rise once again did not go over very well with my bi-racial english teacher
That was an interesting conference

I must say some of my finest work
go head read it again
you know you want to

-n