GaryColeman Election Numbers
There are 12,683 people in California that woke up yesterday morning, went to a voting center, registered to vote, waited in line, got in the booth, and then pulled a lever corresponding to the name of Gary Coleman. 12,683 people! think Gary Coleman should be the governor of the most populous state in the country.
What the hell is wrong with the damn state
Only 12,683 people?!?!
If he was in Wyoming, he would be governor by now
But the good news is, AWRNOLD WINS, AWRNOLD WINS, AWRNOLD WINS, AWRNOLD WINS, AWRNOLD WINS, AWRNOLD WINS
Which means two things
He won more than Barry Bonds did this week
and
We get to hear him say Calerfernia over and over again
What a beautiful day
Everyone that did see his victory speech became instant Awrnold followers
Holy hell is his wife hot
Awrnold is the greatest thing goin right now
npoc moves one step closer to overtaking the WVU Student newspaper as he has been selected as junior staffer, which is a pretty minor position but that's the same thing they said when I started as a staffer on the Oracle
Total domination will soon be all mine
Other interesting notes from the California recall
Some guy named Todd Richard Lewis only got 172 votes
To get on the ballot you need 10,000 signatures
Where the hell did all those people go
Larry Flynt finished ahead of Gary Coleman
Thats the same Larry Flynt that publishes Penthouse
Some guy hoping to confuse people with as bad as english as Awrnold ran because his last name is Schwartzman and actually got over 10,000 votes despite no fan fare or campaign whatsoever
Incredible
Over 10,000 Californians saw the letters schwartz and pulled the lever
In all fairness to Mr. Schwartzman Im sure a few people actually meant to vote for him, such as him and his wife and well if their kids are old enough and maybe his parents and so on
WestVirginia needs to have a recall election
This is so much fun
I officially call this post, the recall post
The recall post is over
Wait!
Where have all the cowboys gone?
Ok now its over
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