The official Columbus Day Post
A real holiday to celebrate unlike one that we celebrate on a Monday in January
The Italian Clubs Spaghetti dinner was excellent and the mutta tournament has been established, look for my trio to take it all

Finally someone agrees with me on the Stacys Mom Video
Thanks panas for the comment
As soon as yinz all see the video yinz will be agreein to

Very eventful lecture from Dr.H in Journalism today
"They will watch cartoon network, and spongebob squarepants, and Barney...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I can not stand that damn purple dinosaur! And for any of you having kids, in a few years, or maybe a few weeks, and you say you will never let them watch Barney...YOU WILL! YOU WILL SELL YOUR SOUL TO BARNEY THE DINOSAUR! Anything for a half hour of sleep"

Sesame Street was made strictly for little black kids
That's why the learning curve is sooo slow, they repeat the words over and over again and only give them one letter and one number a day as to not flood their brains
Seeing a disparity in knowledge between white suburban kids and black city kids, Public Broadcasting set out to make a show in the ghetto teaching kids how to write
Just watch it sometime, Sesame Street is extremely ghetto
They're always on their street, hanging out by the dumpsters(oscar) yelling out windows, on the porch and half of the humans in the show are black
I just can't see how BigBird fits in with this theory, but just take my word for it

The purple telletubbie is a gay icon
He's purple
Has a triangle on his head (gay pride symbol)
And carrys around a purse
The show is targeted to 2 and 3 year olds
And the purple telletubbie is a gay icon for 2-3 year olds

Incredible Video Gaming Feats
After somehow defeating Utah State on XBOX completely trashed then passed out after continuing the game in the morning, I have gone 0-2 sober so far
But even more Incredible than that....
I have been playing James Bond on Xbox, multiplayer everynight since I been down here
My best performance has been thirdplace and not even close
My one roommate sits in a helicopter and blows every away
And my other roommate hides with a guided rocket launcher and clears house
But today, someway, somehow
npoc scored 90 kills with chris and his helicopters at 88 kills
It came down to the wire and npoc shocked the world
I took a picture of the final standings
It may never ever happen again, Ill enjoy being the champ while I still can

recommended Download of the Day
MTV Video Music Words Opening performance with Madonna, Britney Spears, and Christina Augliera
You can actually download this, and pinpoint the moment where madonna kissed britney and when she kissed christina even though the damn camera missed some of it
It is still incredible and a must have for all BearShare owners

Fantasy Football
WVU Grad almost carried my entire team back from 24 down but an Interception with 3 minutes left, cost me the week and dropped me to 4th place out of 12 teams

npocs WVU campus newspaper domination enters phase one and he joins the staff as a junior staffer

npoc is now #4 in the WVU Campus Wide Football Challenge

Picksburghs second finest band invades Morgantahn Friday
npocs 5th Clarks Concert

Gobble this

_____________________________________n________________________________________