TonY MAFIA d: the blog has changed my life

Im glad I can be of some assistance
Its like taking a homeless man off the streets

We need to set up some guidelines for screenames
First of all there cant be stupid spacing
Also, AIM allows 16 characters, but don't go over 10, its to damn long
Most importantly, I can not stress this enough
You can not refer to yourself as sexy, cute, hottie, etc. in your screename
You just cant
None of that stupid xx shit before and after your name
you know who you are
And do not mimic someone else's name such as ShanSparkle and ShanSparkle13 or Mace369 and Mase369

Now if we can all abide by these guidelines we would have more screenames like PQT, millvaledirtball, TonyElzorko, and shalerlegend24 and less names like xxxshannonoxxx.

The rugs away message of the day
"home for a couple hours. leave one"

This Day In npocs History Three Years Ago
After watching two previous homecoming dates crash and burn npoc went ahead and asked the curlyhaired girl from the football game to homecoming. After saying yes they saw each other in school a few times. They then planned to meet at the shaler football game at North Allegheny. Npoc attended with the Shaler mascot and his brother and met the girl at the game where they exchanged their first ever hug.

Finally npoc has been dethroned in the WVU Campus Football Challenge
After spending 4 straight weeks at #1 overall, a rough week dropped him to #2 on campus
He is determined to bounce back this week and reclaim his throne

npocs got a little exhibition goin against his roommate playing as Michigan against npocs Nebraska, after coming from behind to take a 21-20 lead, Michigan kicks a fieldgoal to increase the lead to 24-20 and end the game, but they accidentally left .01 second on the clock
No big deal though because Nebraska hasn't returned a kick yet because they have all gone out the back of the endzone and the Nebraska rushing attack has accounted for 97% of the play calls, so a deep pass is out of the question
The kick goes 9 yards into the endzone and somehow is fielded by npoc without stepping on the backline, he stutters around the endzone trying to kneel but sees the clock has already ticked down to 0, and there are 2 Michigan defenders in the endzone who make contact but are shrugged off
npoc then takes the kick out of the endzone and makes two tacklers miss
cant be, no way
he finds a slight wall that has formed by his blockers and follows it
it is quickly penetrated by wolverines which forces npoc to take to the sideline
he straddles the sideline for 15 yards without going out of bonds
he has no chance
he sees a player converging with him so he cuts it back into the middle of the field
don't forget about the kicker
he turns it back up the field past the 50 and both npoc and his roommate are on their feet at this point knowing the game is in the balance
its over, faghetaboutit
a missed tackle, one defender accidentally taking out another one
he'll blow it just watch
high pitched yelling has begun, as npoc accidentally makes a right juke which slows him down and allows a defender to catch up to him and he dives for the ankles and slows him down but npoc fights out of it and the return continues to the 30, 25, 20, 15 one man to beat its a foot race,
madness is breaking out in 161 Arnold annex
he cuts it back towards the sideline and the defender takes a bad angle and wont reach him until he is 3 yards deep in the endzone
TOUCHDOWN FOR NPOCS NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS
26-24 its over
109 yard kick return with no time left to seal the deal
unbelievable

ding fries are ready

try the extended warranty

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