WVU atop 'party school' ranking once again
Our university president trying to deny that WVU is the #1 party school in an interview. He must think that 27,000 students come to Morgantown just for the school. But the fact is, he loves the parties. He knows if it wasn't for Grant Street and Frat Row and all the bars serving 18 year olds, there wouldn't be so many students here and he wouldn't be as rich as he is.
The president isn't stupid, don't bash the drinking because it keeps you in business.
As npoc says, don't bite the hand that's feeding you

This weekend proved no exception to the schools prestigious ranking
Just as you can find in robos blogo, a 3 day weekend recap
Friday
Local legends from Shaler invaded WVU once again
Immediately to Grant Street, party went strong from 10-12
Then SoberUpAllNite, or UpTil2am because it closes at 2, so the names a big lie!
The ArnoldUndergroundRailroad was utilized once again to shuttle 4 of us into the room at around 3 am, no sign in passes necessary
4 guys, 3 beds, so someone is gonna be on the ground
Yup it was me
Saturday
FridayNite legends leave and the Saturday crew arrive
Its gameday, WVU vs. Rutgers
Pregame at the PIT
Up to mahntaneer Field, WVU whips Rutgers 34-19
I stayed the whole game unlike some people I came with
I stood the ENTIRE gametime
And sang Country Roads with the rest of the student section after the win
The best thing about Saturday is the nap between the game and the party
Nothing and I mean nothing is better
Watched a little college football and saw Nebraska blow their national title hopes
It was family weekend, so grant street house party's were shut down so enjoyed the free food at SoberUpAllNite then headed to a bar on High Street, Pulse
Where everyone learned that the drinking age really is 18 in West Virginia
A good time was had by everyone, except the guy on the bathroom floor passed out
The lights were up at 230 and we all headed back to the dorm
Oh yeah, walking around grant street and high street with 4 girls and just one of you, is a good idea
"Share the wealth man"
The underground railroad shuttled 4 people up this time
The rest is from second hand witness accounts as I can no longer recall
I decided to play Xbox at 330 in the morning
What happened next is:
The Single Greatest Video Game Accomplishment In npocs Career
Nebraska vs. Utah State with 6 minute quarters and All-American Difficulty
Staring blankly at the screen not knowing what was going on as I played
I drifted in and out of sleep and eventually fell asleep
I was helped to bed and the TV was shutoff but since they were girls, they did not realize the significance of the game and didn't pause the game
I was reminded of this later Sunday morning
I looked over at the Xbox and it was still on
I turned on the TV and there I was on the 1 yard line with a 1st and 75 but the most amazing thing
I was winning 17-0!
Somehow, somehow, drifting in an out of sleep, blurry vision, no glasses, not knowing what was going on, I managed to score 17 points and shutout the opposing team
Thats better than running the table in Sonic The Hedgehog and beating it all in one day, back before they had memory cards
Even better than the 99 yard hail mary in Tecmo Bowl
Sunday
Football alllll day
Steelers blew it, more specifically the secondary
49ers blew it, well pretty much just the kicker

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