CBS.SportsLine.com - Same problems doom Pitt in loss to Mountaineers

CBS.SportsLine.com - Same problems doom Pitt in loss to Mountaineers
Backyard Brawl Post-Game I
NOBODY and I mean NOBODY comes into Morgantahn at night and wins
Its been said before in the blog, and has come to pass
Pitt heard the noise, saw the crowd, felt the bottles being thrown at them, and folded like a college kids laundry.
Pitt had 10 rushing yards, 10, yes 10
Quincy Wilson had 208
With Pitt up 14-10 I turned around to my team and guaranteed it.
"Pitt can not run the ball, the game is over."
So it was said, and has come to pass

For some reason I have not heard from many people after the game
All the naysayers have vanished and WVU bashers have gone away
Lets get this weekend recap rolling

Weekend Recap
Friday
No classes
Operation Robo Mares to WVU was postponed due to a dead battery
Ritter, Tony, Jill, and Angie decided to take Ritters cutlass ciera to morgantahn. They end up blowing out a tire and fishtailing on I-79 going 80mph, somehow they recover and make it down WVU at 11. A house party is immediately attended followed by SoberUPAllNite. Everyone back to the dorm through the "secret" door.
Saturday
Up early and go meet a Picksburg guy in his black Escalade to sell my extra tickets. 3 tickets went for a cool lump sum of unspecified cash. A backyard brawl was played on xbox with ritter winning as Pitt despite having negative yards of total offense. The pregame action began at a house up the street at 1:00. Mares and Robo finally arrive in Morgantahn and attend the pregame with us. Pitt suffered its first loss of the day, it came in beer pong. SlammyJo represented Sheller well with a 4.0 KegStand GPA (that's 40 seconds.) My big Italian tailgate that I have been waiting all year was never attended because to much to drink was had way to early. We did make the game though really early. After a quick mean genes run we arrived at Mahntaneer stadium at 6 and smuggled everyone in. The official gamewatching team was Me, jill, jennifer, emelia, sammyjo, ritter, tony, mares, robo and angie. Mares and Robo were wearing their Pitt attire and suffered the wrath of the wvu student section asshole chant.
Gametime
npoc went the distance again, going the entire game in nothing but a short sleeve tshirt with sub-freezing temperatures and a ridiculously low windchill. Ritter Mares and Robo were forced to evacuate the student section by the second quarter. I can't speak on their behalf of where they ended up but check Robos blog for his perspective. It takes balls to do what Mares did, Robo turned his inside out eventually but held out for awhile and Ritter completely pussyed out and even bought a WVU hat. Incredible crowd, great atmosphere, you could tell when the crowd began to effect Rod. I watched it on the TV and the crowd came off as crazy as all hell on ESPN. The Backyard Brawl rivalry is alive and well.
Post-Game
WVU prevails as predicted and blows out Pitt, excellent viewing crowd with SlammyJo going the distance and standing for the entire game. The R-Units vanished (Ritter and Robo) and their lost journey in Morgantahn is worthy of being sold for book rights. We housed some NO PASSOUT signs and took many pictures with them. There was even a picture request on the PRT. We search all over dahntahn for the R-Unit and my hat. My hat was found and Robo was later spotted in Mares rearview window running with a gallon of orange drink. Ritter was found five blocks back unable to chase down the car. A stop through SoberUpAllNite and back to the cut to go through the "secret door" and watch the replay of the game.
Saturday Night /Sunday Morning
Yes WVU won the backyard brawl, yes there was many greatl house parties over the weekend, great tailgating, the cutlass ciera (more on that), ritter and tony bashing each other at its best, but none of that can compare to...
The Moment Of The Weekend
Roommate Chris stumbles into the room at 4am and was surprised to see mares and robo spooning in his bed. So being in a drunken stupor he ventures to the hall. He has slept in the lounge, rec room, bathroom, and the couch in the hall. Well this night he was determined to sleep on the couch in the hall, only he wanted to sleep in the room. So what's he do. He brings the couch to the room, he drags it through the hall through 2 doors and brings it into the room, yelling the entire way I GOT A COUCH. Absolutely one of the funniest things of all time. The Arnold hall couch is in our room. And make no mistake, it is a BIG COUCH and we have no intention of relinquishing it. The more I look at it, the funnier it gets, we'll enjoy it while it lasts, its bound to get shut down soon.
Sunday
Mares and Robo take off early and are other guests were unable to for reasons I will mention later. Tony and Ritter stop at the Boreman Bistro and make the greatest Caesar salad of all time. The couch remained and football was watched from it alllll day.
The Cutlass Ciera
We've already heard of it fishtailing on 79 south going 80, and then making it 33 miles on a donut. Well after a few drinks were had on Saturday, a decision to fix the car on Saturday was postponed until Sunday. After contemplating stealing a spare tire from the car next to us we decided to fuck it and just go to sleep. The next morning a tire was bought at walmart but with no way to put it on the wheel. Dave Killian to the rescue, who made the trip to and from West Virginia twice in the span of 8 hours. He delivered Direnzos donut the second time and moved the donut to the back using Vocelli Pizza boxes as seats on the parking lot floor. Ritter left his keys in Killians truck and then had a panic attack which led him to take a bite out of The Cookie that has been sitting on Mikes desk since our second week down here. The floor of the Cutlass Ciera was littered with combos for some reason. Ritter finally did get the Cutlass Ciera up and running at 10:37pm and left Morgantahn.
Personal hygiene
"I have done absolutely nothing related to hygiene today"
-chris
Ritter and tony went with the clothing marathon, with Ritter winning by going 64 hours in the same buttondown. Personal hygiene was definitely lacking over the weekend amongst all of us except mares who brought a toothbrush with him.

With the WVU win, the official Get npoc To Florida Fund has began. Any donations would be greatly appreciated. Orange Bowl or Gator Bowl? We'll have to see, sign up now if you wanna come.


NO PASSOUTS

-n