CourtTV

The Trial, Joe Schmoe, Heads, Backyard Brawl, ESPN Gameday and Twins
Asshole won't take responsibility so this motherfucker is going to court
Like Ang told me
"Cuz if you go to court, you gotta do it right. Three piece suit, look good"
You know how us Tolomeo's do it

A threat will be made, if not then it is going to court, either way room 161 Arnold ain't gonna house three people anymore after the trial. If the room ain't completely shut down by next semester expect no more than one person.
If things don't turn out right, these may be my final days at WVU
It'll always be home for me
Thanks to everyone who made it that way

Speaking of headed back to Picksburg...
Its been all over the TV recently
You got the NEXTEL commercial, where they decide to move their business operations to Picksburg, because of good Picksburg paper
You also got the latest episode of ELIMIDATE which was filmed at Sandcastle in the burg, with all yinzers from the burg
But this one tops it all
Joe Schmoe last nite, the reality show that was not really a reality show
Well it is to much to explain, they are showing reruns again on SpikeTV and I highly recommend it
Let's just fast forward to the finale
After it is revealed that all Joe Schmoes contestants are really actors he is awarded a $100,000 check for making it through the show
"I Just Won $100,000"
"Come on, ask me where Im gonna go"
"I'm goin to PITTSBURG!!"
He later referred to it as pburg
Way to represent fellow yinzer

Picksburg elections came in tonight
The Italian Dan Onorato knocked off Jim Roddey for Chief Executive of Allegheny County. You got Onorato and the DeFazio's and all the other Italians in the burgh running the show, that's how you run a city.

Point Alert
This one deserves mentioning
Sent in by Leighannoy from Pitt
I'm just gonna paraphrase
"Hey Leighann why don't you eat that apple?"
"It doesn't look to appealing"
Give credit where credit is due

Vocab Word Usage Alert
Heads has been heard throughout the Arnold Annex recently
It's catching on, spread the word
literally, the word

Download Count of the Day
454 files have been downloaded from BearShare
Thats 3.6 GB

Big College Football News
ESPN has chosen the Pitt vs. VTech game to host its ESPN College Gameday
Tailgating with Ritter and the crew all day, before I go to work the game
I will make college gameday
Even Bigger News
Yinz guys from the burg headed dahn for the Backyard Brahl, listen up
Gametime is 7:00
A nightgame in Morgantahn
The last three night games, we nearly burnt dahn the city
Not even a month after the Vtech game and all the riots that came with that, WVU decided to schedule another night game
Don't even think we ran out of couches
Morgantahn will bring it once again
I can guarantee that

Ok I lied about the twins

I'm innocent I swear

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