npocs papes

Sports Writer
npoc received confirmation late last night at 10:30 on the phone that he will be the Daily Athenauem next sports writer. The youngest sports writer at the DA in recent history, npoc is one step closer to complete newspaper domination.

Broken Remote, Broken Friendship
Everything was going great, another movie night in party central, aka room 161, with nest and company and then it happened. SammyJo decided it would be a good idea to throw my brand new remote that worked with my brand new tv onto the hard tile floor. For noooo reason whatsoever. There is pictures and documentation so there is no denying. The result was a shattered sensor glass piece. It is irreparable. I have lost sleep over this the past couple of nights, it is really hard to deal with.
I have vowed to not speak another nice word to the remotewrecker. Unless a sincere apology is left on the comment box the person in question will be barred from room 161 and will never ever get Mario kart back.

Backyard Brawl
2 days until THE GAME. People are making their way dahn I-79 as we speak. The PittNews recently bashed us for running on the field and for Pitt fans not running on the field. npoc left a comment and will post a link to the story next post, but the guy that wrote it is an absolute idiot. You mean to tell me that those Pitt fans did not run on the field because they had respect and better sportsmanship. THEY DIDN'T RUN ON THE FIELD BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO BALLS AND NO ENTHUSIASM. Pitt fans are as weak as one of Dave Nest's pickup lines. When they come dahn to Morgantahn they will know what college football is about, they will see what a college football atmosphere should be and they will see who college football fans really are.

The Yearly Plague
There is no avoiding it, it must always strike, but I am fighting a valiant effort against it. It has not been diagnosed yet but I am still unable to attend class. Although I did make an attempt this morning but before I could even reach the doors to leave Arnold, my buddy Todd says turn around its canceleld. Is there a better feeling that hearing that. My one class this week, and I don't have to go.

"Nobody goes into Morgantahn expecting to win"
-Wood Paige



I aint forgettin, its been two months
I miss you Rudy

-n