That Was The Craziest Game Of Life I Ever Did See
What the hell just happened?
You ain't ever seen a weekend recap quite like this

You haven't been to college until you have been wisked out of your dorm room in handcuffs wearing nothing but boots, a cowboy hat, shorts, and a blood stained wifebeater

Halloween Friday
Halloween did live up to the hype at West Virginia
10$ at KA Frat was a little steep, but ladies were free, providing an excellent girl to guy ratio
Milwaukees Best was flowing like a Georgia Waterfall
Appearances were made by SA Grads DannyBlackSox, MaryShow and Dinucci
My cowboy hat was converted into a waterfall of beer
The crease at the top was filled with beer, then I leaned forward and it would fall down and circle the brim of the hat until dropping into a lucky partygoers mouth
The KA party went strong until 2am
Top Costumes of the Evening
-Hairy gynecologist (My roommate Chris)
-Conslution Worker (Yes I meant to spell construction with slut)
-Quail Man

Following the party we all retreated back to Arnold Hall
Do not remember much except being taken out of Arnold in cuffs and my wife beater being covered in blood
You always wonder why people do not smile in mug shots and I vowed when I finally got one, I would smile, but the time came and I just gave the gangster smirk, reminiscent of Joe Pesci
I spiked my hair up to unbelievable heights for my mug shot
I smeared my fingerprints all over the walls
And saw a cowgirl passed out in another cops office

npoc once again outwitted the cops, being the only person in the entire party of 11 to not get an underage drinking citation

The official citation from the Magistrate Court of Monongalia County
In that Nicholas Tolomeo did have in his possession marijuana in the amount of less than 15 grams. The marijuana was field tested with positive results.

We won't let that rough night phase us from enjoying the game on Saturday

Game Day Saturday Post Halloween
With my fingertips still black from the fingerprinting and still no recollection of why I am covered in blood, The Team commenced to go to the WVU vs. UCF game
Me, Bernie Mac, Nest and a few others hit the PIT early but before that we stumbled across a few old heads who gave us some Budweiser in vintage cans

New Vocab Alert
"Old Heads"
People have been replaced with heads
Example:
Ill make a phone call and we'll get mad heads over here

We hang out in the PIT for awhile then make are way back through the parking lot and stumble across the old heads again who deliver once more. We then sung happy birthday to a tailgater who gave us some of their sandwich ring. The best damn sandwich ring I ever did have

We took over the back row of Section 110 and watched the 'eers beat the hell outta UCF
We hoisted people up for pushups after all the points in the twenties
Sang country roads after the win
Good Game

Saturday evening was a lot of work with the cops, to no avail, the citation remains, the personal record remains blemished
A few friends from Picksburg made their way to the dorm, bullshitted all night about landing strips, giving, not receiving, how matching lingerie "gives points", the negative effects granny panties can have on people, "I have never encountered any", full body pleather, nibbling on ears, and other great quotes from the Quote Master Nest.
A cop came into the room for more questioning and in something only seen in movies 2 people huddled in the closet at the last second and stayed there for 15 straight minutes without making a noise
Incredible

While I was incarcerated my campaign for bail money or equity came to a little over 400$
I appreciate all the effort out there

A friend is someone that comes and bails you out of jail,
a best friend is someone in the back seat of the cop car with you, saying
woah that was awesome

2 court cases going at once now
Ricky Clarke vs. Nicholas Tolomeo in the case of the piece of shit Pontiac hitting Travis
and
Nicholas Tolomeo, Michael Conner, and Christopher Hill vs.
The Magistrate Court of Monogalia County

New Vocab Word Alert
Shady has been replaced
People that have shady qualities are now described as Sketch
Shady is now Sketch
Example
I don't know about that kid, he looks pretty sketch
Yeah they're a bunch of sketch balls
You'll be using it


Only one way to go from here
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