Castaway - Movie Glimpse

Hilton, Nikki, Chill, Ally, Powerpuff, My Army, and Twins!
The Simple Life
The Simple Life is my life, simply put
I am addicted and I am willing to admit that
For those of you that have not yet had the pleasure....
Paris Hilton and Nikki Richie, 2 blonde millionaires from Hollywood that have never worked a day of their lives, are being forced to live with an Arkansas hick family for 30 days with no money, credit cards or cell phones. Now the big talk is about Paris, but she ain't got nothing on Nikki, she is incredible, and also finds a way to get into a bathing suit evevery episode even though they're in the middle of a farm.
Episode 1
We are introduced to the concept of the show and get a few shots of Paris sun bathing, the family there are living with are pure hicks and there are two teenage sons that spent the entire episode in their room beating off to Paris and Nikki, I guarantee it. Paris brings her really little dog and as soon as Paris leaves the 4 year old son in the house terrorizes it, throwing it down the slide and feeding it old cheese. The girls drive a Ford pickup truck in the first episode which fittingly doesn't go into reverse and pretty much just does not work.
Quotes
"Do you guys really hang out at Wal-Mart, I heard that somewhere"
-Nikki
"What's a Wal-Mart? Do they sell like Wall stuff there?"
-Paris
Episode 2
The first day of work for Paris and Nikki and its at a dairy farm where they waste about 5 gallons of milk and make up for it by adding it buckets of water. They spend half their day at work sleeping and find a hot tub to get into. Then late at night they escape their house in the pickup truck, past there curfew, while the Dad watches from his window. Where could they possibly be going in Arkansas?

Rich Girls
The Simple Life is comparable to another one of npocs favorites, Rich Girls with Ally Hilfiger. Ally is probably hotter than both Paris and Nikki but she is at home and that is kind of boring. And her one friend jaime is a goddamn whale, and it just hurts to look at her.

The Life Of Chris Hill aka Chill
He has gone all day without stepping a single foot outside, he attended his first classes in over 2 months yesterday only to find out that one of them was canceled. 35 days after scheduling priority he dedecides to schedule his classes for next semester and landed 20 credits. A repeat of English 101, Germany in the 20th century, Library Studies, Badmitton, Flag Football, Introduction Concepts to Mathwhich is the lowest Math class offered on campus, Military Science, Exploring Career Options. He was shut out of Womens Studies and Germinetalogy, the study of old people. Chill has also decided to change his major from Education,"thats out the window", to possibly either Horticulture or Leisure Studies.
Quotes
Examining Milk in the refridgerator
"Now I know that can't be good"
Talking about his adventure to the DMV
"The guys in front of me got their license, so I was next, then the Lights Went Out! They came back on and the guy behind me got his, and the guy after him, but where the hells mine"

Jingle Bowl PowderPuff Update
LeighAnnoy has added herself as a player to the powderpuff game, interested girls let me know, and I'll add you to the roster.

My Army
My army ranking is shooting through the roof thanks to all the npocaholics out there who have helped me by joining it. You can join my army every 24 hours, so join every 24 hours! Robo has become an officer and started an army of his own, congratulations to Robo, you to can have an army of your own just click joinmyarmy! and join my army and follow the links to start your own. It is really addicting and the greatest thing you'll ever do.

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