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Bud Light Real Men of Genius and Real American Heroes continue to amaze, I will posting new lyrics every time I find a good one and I'll be posting a link to a site that has all the audio for them.

The parts in parentheses is David Bickley doing his 80's power ballad dramatic voice singing


Mr. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Inventor

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Inventor.
(Mr. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Inventor)
You've given us the real American dream: a tray, fifteen feet of food, and a little sign that says, "Go nuts buddy!"
(Pinch me, I'm dreamin'!)
Pushing side-dish innovation to its limits, you offer creamed-everything, and 400 flavors of gelatin.
(Feedin' frenzy!)
If there's beef, you'll chip it. If there's chicken, you'll fry it. And if there's gravy, well then everything's going to be o.k.
(I thank God for the gravy!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, buffet boy. You know the way to a man's heart…and a few hundred tasty ways to challenge it.
(Mr. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Inventor)