npocs papes

The Yearly Speaking of Post,
So it has been requested, so it has come to pass
The npocaholics demanded another post
and npoc delivers like ups

speaking of ups, my textbook arrived in the mail today from half.com, it took 3 business days, incredible time and the book was in excellent condition, not that I really care but I might get more money when I go to sell it back. The online text book buying and selling back is fullybacked by npoc
Yinz all probly dropped a cool 300+ on your books already but remember for next semester

Speaking of text books,
why the hell do they bother putting together cover art and make it nice and fancy, do they think that appeals to students? I am going to drop 75$ on a book that I am not sure if I need or not but damn those 8 spherical images on the front are so incredible I just need to by this. And why are there testimonials on the back and reviews, does this sway a students opinion about the book?
We are forced to buy the goddamn pieces of shit that are so fucking overpriced it is ridiculuous so please spare us the bullshit on the cover and just print in black and white to save our sorry ass's a couple bucks

Speaking of a couple bucks,
SlammyJo went buck hunting yesterday, decked out in her camo pants, at first I thought she had enrolled in the ROTC, and even noticed her eye paint was no longer blue but it was actually war paint, green beige and black
I swear when she was in 161 yesterday I could just see her feet and upper body, her legs completely disapeared

So I go to the salesperson "do you sell any camo pants?"
he says "yes, we sure do but there is one problem"
So I say "Whats the problem"
And then he says " I can't find them!"
hold the laughter til the end please

Speaking of textbooks,
every time an author decides to release a new edition they should be required to put a picture of a student being fucked in the ass on the cover
Not only is the book impossible to find used, you cant buy it online either cause no1 has it yet and everyone that did have it cant even sell the shit back

Speaking of being fucked in the ass,
WVU dominated Marshall in the capital classic, claiming title of biggest badass in the state of west virgeeeenia

Speaking of west virgeeeeeenia,
you might be a redneck if....
you've ever watched a tornado from a lawn chair

you have just gone one on one with the great one

relax don't do it

-n