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Real Men of Genious, Class Observations, Chill, and, and, and twins
Those Budweiser Real Men of Genious Commercials have turned out to be genious in themselves. They started out as radio promos but after incredible demand for them they created a few made for tv spots featuring the former Survivor lead singer David Bickler himself. For all those non 80's music lovers such as me and nest who happens to be stuck in the 80's (more on that later), Survivor was an early 80's rock band that is known best for singing Eye of the Tiger, the Rocky theme. So let's take a a closer look at the top Real Men of Genious and their commercials
Real Man of Genius #5-Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer
Like a bullhorn, you announce your arrival miles away, here a splish, there a splash, nothing can stop you until every inch of manhood is covered. Prime example of this is my father.
Real Man of Genius #4-Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer
So true, who is a bigger legend than the lunatic behind the counter giving out bowling shoes.
Real Man of Genius #3-Mr. Footlong Hot Dog Inventor
We pay homage to the hotdog guy who dared to dream beyond regular buns to give every single of us our fondest wish, a bigger wiener.
Real Man of Genius #2-Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer
Honor those men who wear unflappable hairpieces made of space age fibers that repel wind, rain and women.
Real Man of Genius #1-Mr. Grocery Cart Wrangler
My life story, it obviously had to be the number 1 pick. We salute you grocery cart wrangler, out there in the heat, the snow, the cold, the rain, wearing the comfertable shoes.

Observations from Day 1 of Class
My english class will be 75% based on reality shows, really.
"I don't want to base an entire class on reality shows so we will just dedicate 3 quarters of it to reality television including your final paper."
Also in English:
You may of heard people being in the wrong level class or wrong section number but some girl in my english class was sooo lost she did not know what building to be in nor what subject she had.

Geology
As my geology professor goes to use his laser pointer to point something out on the projecter he accidentally holds it backwards and beams a ray of blinding infrared red light directly into a students eye who is less than a foot away from him. A good laugh was had by all except the blinded kid obviously.

Sikeology
Ashley....uhhhh I don't want to butcher any last names here...
Smith, its Smith
Oh well that wasn't to hard

Also my Sike class contains the Heisman Award Winner and Mackey Award Runner-up. Both Jason White and Chris Wilson are in my Sike class, they must of transferred from Oklehomie and Pitt.

Chill Class Update
After not attending a class since early October, my roommate chill went on an incredible streak of 4 straight classes in one day. They included Badminton, Intro to Excel, which he thought was the computer program excel but it turns out to be the verb excel as into do well and excel at what you do, also on the grueling 20 hour schedule is Military Science where a field trip to go rapelling has already been scheduled, and English 101,,,,again.


aint goin dahn til the sun comes up

-n