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The Mountain State
You're in mahntaneer country, you got a couple of stolen cafeteria trays, a garbage can lid, a foot of snow and ice outside, and a blood alcohol content somewhere around 0.23
This is what led chill to go sliding dahn the Woodburn Hill, which is renowned around the campus for being completely insane. Of course chill told me to come and I couldnt say no even though I was at the most sober point in my history.
We ripped off some garbage can lids on the way dahn and walked through SoberUpAllNight in the Mt.Lair, then to the WOODBURN HILL, on the way chill tryed tackling a snowman that turned out to be an iceman, the hill was guarded with a steel fence with sharp points on the top and a good 15 foot fall from the top followed by running straight through jagger bushes until we finally got to the top of the hill but there was no time to mount and slide because it was to steep so you just instantly start sliding.
Unlike my roommate in his drunken state, I felt every thorn and every bump on the way down the hill
Bystanders were very intrigued with us conquering the hill and a few on their way back from the high street bars took a ride dahn to.
We were on our way back to arnold when we saw the drunk bus loading for a ride to towers, we decided to ride out for noooo reason, so we got out at towers and everyone made asses of themselves in front of the hindus and officer prickett workin the front desk at towers
the drunk bus returned and we rode back to the mt.lair and I decided to sprint back to arnold because I was so cold, I was hopping over these chains that were suspended by two polls, one after another and I decided to do one more when I foot barely nipped the chain and completely threw me off my intended path and directly into the snow with bruised shins, I also sustained a back injury dahn the hill and cuts from the bushes
I returned and ordered a pizza at 1am
I love college

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Free cover weekend once again at the bars, Pulse has extended theirs til midnight to match club z's and free 22's until 12
A house party is also a possibility as their our a few on grant and a huge one on college ave with rolling rock on tap and ladies free, dress code is togas
Saturday contains no athletic events which allows plenty of time for recovery and then dollar 22oz mixed drinks at pulse
Change of plans
headed back to the burgh for friday nite and back to motown saturday morning

happy 21st birthday bro

-n