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WVU: Where Greatness is Drank
*My roommate recently graduated from alcohol rehab class, he was drunk for his last two classes, he tried to rest his head on his hand but his head kept slipping off and he nearly fell out of his desk many times.
*Our student union sells alcohol, yes there is a pub in the Mountain Lair and you can even charge it to your mounty bounty on your student ID

Recruiting Update
npoc is looking to recruit the biggest weekend recruiting class of the semester, so far here is how it looks for this weekend...
Scale is one through 5 stars, with 5 being the best
****mal...90% leaning towards wvu although an offer to remain at SRU is keeping her listening
*donley...100% committed, the official wingman, donley is a two time visiter, and bound to make his impact in the tahn
****jride...65% towards WVU but the Western School and Tambellinis may try to make last ditch efforts to land this wvu resident
***direnzo....43%, it is unlikely we will seen Direnzo in tahn this saturday but we continue to hold out hope for this two time visitor to make it three
***larkin....52%, after committing to the army he is looking to transfer, this would be a huge junior college transfer if morgantahn can land him this weekend, he hasn't been dahn since Fall Fest back in August
******Ritter....372% and lbs, the man the myth the morgantahn hero has solidly devoted himself to partying in morgantahn Saturday night, no trip has been complete without ritter, he was here for fall fest, here for october house parties and here for the pitt game, the trip may not be possible without his cutlass ciera riding on donuts, ritter once traversed all over morgantahn at 2am knowing not where he was going

There you have it, I will have the official committment list as soon as I get it and let you know how morgantahn will be looking this weekend

You Might Be a Redneck If...
-You were but-ass nekked underneath your highschool graduation robe
-You fish coins out of public fountains

npocaholics you better keep joinin my army, I need more soldiers! Fight the good fight and help npocs quest to conquer the civilized world

thank you, you've been great, enjoy the dollar deuces

thanks pqt

-npocalypse