In-class post
Chicago Mafia organizational Chart
The latest updated Chicago organizational Chart has come out and once again a Tolomeo makes the list, Phillipo Tolomeo appears under the North Side chart as a high ranking associate, he is currently on parole
Another Thursday, another introduction to library resources
Basically it is librarians trying to get us to use them and stay as far away from technology as possible, they aren't about to lose their jobs so they stand guard around the computers and attempt to teach us the card catalog
"Now over here students is the card catalog, it is very useful and up to date"
"What are those computers for over there?"
"What computers?!?!!?Stay away, they are no good"
Chill Update
My roommate chill is in this intro to library class next semester and it is actually his most legitimate class, and this just happens to be my biggest blow off class
His latest schedule adjustment occurred on Tuesday, and in one of the greatest trades of all time, he dropped English 101 (for the second time) and picked up.....
BOWLING
Yes there is a class for bowling, he is now up to three gym classes in one semester, which ties the old record
Chills Wednesday Night
Two girls come walking into the room at around 1:35
"Is this your roommate?"
In the second drunkest state I have ever seen him, he is being dragged through the hallway by 2 girls and he is basically helpless unable to even walk, I have no idea how he got past the RA's at the front desk, he approaches his bed and collapses only to spring up right away and chanting that he has to piss
so he stumbles through the halls to the bathroom and stands in the stall for about 15 minutes rocking back and forth while my roommate daveyian xavier holds him up so he doesn't collapse
Our neighbors Alec and Tom are pretty trashed to and they show me a stolen permit parking only sign they housed from a parking lot
Chill is in the bathroom continuously spitting into the sink
We get him back to the room and he collapses on his bed and everyone goes to sleep
Until....
At 3:30 am for no apparent reason, he just rolls off the side of his extremely elevated bed, he fell off the side that has a 1 foot space between the bed and the wall that I didn't even think he could fit through
You hear this loud thud and a lot of laughing from him, he decides to sleep under there til 350 when he stumbles out of the room to go piss again
Upon his arrival he makes it back to his bed and doesn't awaken til 825, when he wanders through the hall again still completely drunk, then he returns back to his bed and realizes that he has no blanket so he reaches for it underneath his bed and plunges 9 feet to the hard tile floor once again, this time he collides with the metal heater and metal box fan, he finds his blanket and returns to his bed
But then he wants a second pillow, so he reaches under his bed and this time he goes head first, 112 inches to the ground and nearly snaps his neck, he remains there for sometime until he finds to no pillow but then he has trouble getting back up, repeatedly falling over and over again
I miss half of my humanities class just to watch this
When the girls brought him back to the room at night they said they found him at Casablanca the pizza place, so I am guessing he was passed out in a booth with a pizza in his face
We also told him that he came back to the room with a gay guy who said that he was a good dancer
Upon hearing this all he said was "that's not good"
The girls also said that while he was at the bar he had over 15 mixed drinks
And he is leaving for Mardi Gras today, what a life
Weekend Preview
Saturday is shaping up to be one of the biggest days down here in recent memory
I will be traveling back to picksburg on Friday night so I can work at PNC Park on Saturday morning then immediately leave for Morgantahn after that
Ritter is driving the cutlass dahn with me, jride, sammy, maryshow and maybe larkin
Pregaming materials are being purchased today, the likes of BAC RAZ and the Captain will be joining us for the pregaming festivities
Then it is to the Basketball Backyard Brawl
Pitt vs. West Virginia
I will post a game preview up sometime on Friday
Following the game we are hoping to maintain a permanent drunken status for the Gymnastics meet on Sunday at 1
I love college
-n
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