Linguistics, Survivor, Red Neck, Texas, and Terrible Terry Tate

Survivor All Stars
The most coveted spot in all television is right after the SuperBowl and for the second year it went to Survivor, Survivor All-Stars has officially started and I am officially hooked. The last couple seasons struggled but this should make up for all of it, it features:
-Rupert, tyed dy shirt wearing hippy with a huge beard
-Former Navy Seal 75 year old Rudy
-Playboy Centerfolds Jenna Morasca (from Pitt) and Jerry Matheny
-Beaver Countys very own Amber Bkrich
-Boston Rob, who me and sam predicted to fuck amber
-Gay Richard who is a genius and my pick to win it, again, he also prances around naked for noooo apparent reason
-ghetto booty jenna
-some asian chick which nobody seems to remember
-the biggest hick on tv, tom
-past winner ethan
-the human tatoo lex
-first person voted out and former winner, tina wesson
-texas native colby
and a couple other people who have no real significance

Its on thursday nites and if you missed the premiere you can catch it on tuesday night

You Might Be a Redneck If....
-You have to walk through a metal detector to get to your family reunion
-You think the play "The King and I" is about Elvis
(damn right should be)

TTT
Very upset to see last night that there was no Office Linebacker Terrible Terry Tate commercial last night, apparently it was broadcast online during halftime, I will be search night and day until I find this and post the ling for all the npocaholics who just cant get enough of Triple T, Terrible Terry Tate

npocs credit card
For years I have been seeing these commercials and all these offers of these cool ass credit cards you can get, with sport team logos on it, a wvu credit card, wrasslers on it, and all sorts of stuff
so when it finally came time for npoc to get one, I recieved the most random choices ever
Including the ohio state flag, zodiac signs, a huge smiley face, one that just said Dont Tread On Me
In the end I settled with the state flag of texas
random, I know
but remember
dont mess with texas

Linguistics
It takes awhile for things like this to happen but let it be known that according to npocs school of linguistics (this only applys for white people)....
Whats up
has officially been replaced by
Whats goin on

Weekend recap on the way, and pictures!!!!

-ntouchable