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100 npocaholics
I had to fend off tears after finally reaching the pinnacle of my career, in my single day on Monday the 23rd day of February in the 2,004th year of the lord, 100 different people came to npocs blog, the century mark, the goal of every blogger
There are 100 certified npocaholics out there
Thank you to all those who made this possible

TickleMeDaego37: got my picture taken with dan patrick, got his autograph, patrick is the most legendary figure of all time
My brother confirmed what I had already known, legendary SportsCenter anchor and the host of the Dan Patrick radio show recently visited the University of Pitt and my brother was amongst one of the lucky one to get to meet him
This has to rank up there with meeting a drunken Tony Dorsett at Heinz Field

You Might Be a Redneck If...
-Your monthly budget includes bail
-You made up your Social Security Number
-Your tools are worth more than your car
-You price everything really high at your yard sale in hopes that no one will buy it

You Might Be Overweight
If you have to take a shoeshiners word for it on the condition of your shoes

ESPN's Dream Job
The chick from Brown University is banging and needs to win this, she even knows about sports how hot is that
They voted off the black man last night much to the dismay of that piece of trash Stuart Scott who is hosting it
Does anyone like Stuart Scott, anyone?
He has a lazy eye to, watch Sportscenter some time, his left eye (your right if youre looking at a televison) is nearly shut
He even has the nerve to make up excuses for Barry Bonds saying how he is gradually getting bigger and that he can not be on steroids
Shut the hell up Stuart Scott, Bonds is on steroids, all the records he broke are tainted, they all belong to the people who former had them, not because they are all white but because they deserve them, and Stuart Scott will just keep kissin Barry Bonds and Donovans McNabbs ass
And continue to talk a language that is very far from English

thanks for bloggin, and continuing to be npocaholics

-n