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Weekend Recap
Took a night off Friday night, yes it is true, a night off in morgantahn
Saturday
Jride and Bernie arrive in the tahn and me and jride spend 5 straight hours at the Coliseum and watch WVU upset Villanova and then stay for a pretty heated womens basketball game, really close up for it, good game until they lost in the last 2 minutes, we hitched a ride back to dahntahn with chrissy drivin bernies #3 monte carlo
Night
Chill, Sam, Jride and myself fullfil the saturday night ritual and hit up pulse for no cover and $1 22oz mixed drinks, sam the drink bitch got to work early and often and our table was instantly loaded with 10-12 huge ass drinks, it was truly unbeivable, we met up with crazy matt and my black roommate daveyian xavier came down and started pounding drinks with us and before we knew it everyone was ripped, at the moment he reached his drunken level, my roommate chill sprints out of the bar and the rest of the night is only recorded thanks to a few reciepts that have him spending $4 at casa blanca then somehow he gets back in the room
me jride and sam finish off the drinks and lose everyone else somehow, so we go to soberupallnite and eat the sickest food of my career but it went dahn smooth somehow
jride and sam go back to boreman to spoon and I stumble back to arnold in the cover of darkness and drunkeness and arrive in my room to find daveyian xavier still missing and chriss passed out in his bed in the fetal position
when this kid is in the fetal position there is trouble, there is always trouble, he is not done for the nite, so in my drunken stupor I decided to take a shower for noooo reason, I get the garbage can in the bathroom, flip it upsidedown and sit on it as the water pours on me, greatest feeling ever, eventually the garbage can gives way and collapses so I end up taking a shower sitting on a collapsed garbage can for 94 minutes! yes 94 minutes in the shower and throughout the entire sitting on the can I did not make contact with the shower floor at all
it was a puke rally on the second floor of arnold with alec having way to much 151 and 2 stalls taken over with the stench of puke, and there were small counts of vandalism taking place around the hall but nothing major stolen
I arrive back in the room and to no suprise I see that chris's bed is vacated and I can only wonder where he ended up, I get changed and get ready to pass out in my bed, until to my amazement I discover that it is taken by none other than chris who is no longer in the fetal position but is using my covers and pillow sprawled out face down signifying that there is no return
So I steal my pillow off of him and sleep on his hard as a rock bed, daveyian returns to the room at 530 am after a long walk from the holiday inn express, the kid had a messed up night
I hear a phone vibrating directly underneath my chest and for 5 seconds I seriously thought my life was coming to an end, my entire life flashed right before me, I just kept thinking to myself, "what the hell did I drink"
but it ends up being chris's phone and not my heart that was vibrating, I stumble back to my bed and wake up at 12 to recount stories of the night
Sunday Sunday Sunday
Nascar Nascar Nascar
#8 Jr. takes the race and wins the Daytone 500 for the first time in his career, 6 years ago on the same day on the same track his dad won the race for the first and only time in his career and the same track his dad had died on 3 years ago, unbeilavble, a great story
a mean genes run was made and I stopped at the newspaper to type my award winning column which I will link up later for all you npocaholics outside of morgantahn
Monday
this day will go down in history as the day...
npoc and the Kentucky Gentlemen signed the lease to live in 529 McLane Avenue from May 15 2003-May 14 2004
plans for the first house party are already in the works

You Might Be a Redneck If...
-You didnt know you were cross-eyed until you joined the army
-Your dream home is stuck in traffic
-You have a bug lift inside your house

Next Weekend
Ritter returns to Morgantahn!
Back by popular demand, by the liquor outlets that is who are trying to sell even booze
there has also been a request by aderall addicts who need their fixing
ritter single handily devauled aderall on campus after overflowing the university with supplies

Ritter and rumored to be attending Larkin are coming down for the Backyard Basketball Brawl, the biggest sporting event in the Coliseum since 1986 when #1 UNLV came into the tahn and got their asses handed to them by the 'eers

-npocalypse