Spring Break in the Winter Part II
For my spring break I flew to Orlando, Florida, I am staying in the holiday inn's presidential suite, its 80 degrees down here and absolutely gorgeous
and the best thing is, my parents are paying for all of it
gotta go now, we're goin to the beach

oh wait im not from northern virginia, nevermind
Im from picksburg and im currently at home in 6 inches of snow gettin ready to go to push carts at shop n save for the 4th day in a row

Jay Leno
In my brothers recent trip to LaLa land in California he managed upon tickets to Jay Leno, what I forgot to tell him was to bring a sniper rifle and end the black guitarists life
what is that mans purpose on the show, actually what is his purpose in life
he does nothing!
he is soo fat, he reclines back in this seat with his gut hanging out, dressed like a complete slob, allll's he does is sit there and chuckle the entire show, he refuses to say anything and when he does you can not understand it because he is still chuckling
what a waste, what a complete ass, the entire show in the background that is all you can hear, ha ha ha ohh ha ha ha
shut the fuck up
On letterman Paul Schafer NEVER laughs and is constantly adding comments to the show and he can actually direct a band unlike the damn black man who hardly knows how to play his guitar
he is the biggest waste on television today

-n