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It's a great day to be in morgantahn
The last 6 fridays have all been above 70 degrees, its incredible
My entire english class, who are all mad chill, met in the library for class today and we are all journalism majors so everyone had geology lecture right next door following english class
We all walk out of the library together, with white hall home of geology to the left and everyone in the entire class made a right
and started planning the nights activities immediately

Wednesday Night Recap
Pregaming in room with chris, davey and sam
me and sam head to 123 pleasant street for the clarks concert at around 9 but they have an opening act and don’t get on stage til 1030
so noticing our buzz starting to wear off we spring back to clubz and take a piss in the middle of the street somewhere on the way
we were the first 10 people in the bar it was beautiful
sam was 21 as always and the cups started coming and didn’t stop for a while
chris, davey, and crazy matt show up lookin pretty tipsy and they bring 2 big cups to fill up and those disappear in a matter of seconds
around 1030 me and sam run back down to club z cause the clarks were starting
The Clarks
The second time I have seen them in Morgantahn, and once again we were right up front against the stage
we saw monoka, RB and some other sheller kids there that made the trip from ohio u
Excellent show, I predicted the opening song once again "snowman" they closed out the first set with "cigarette" and then they did something every band should do
"usually at this point we would get off the stage and you guys would cheer and ask us to come back on, so since it is such a pain in the ass to go anywhere, we'll just stay up here"
they played "on saturday" to finish up the encore
and monoka cleared house on stage, grabbing 8 drum sticks and the playlist
I managed to get a broken drum stick
clZub
everyone heads back to towers and me and sam run back to Z
we find chris missing, davey owning the dance floor and crazy matt macking it, we also find a huge cup completely full with beer still, we buy a pitcher and just chill the rest of the night with st.raphael graduates damien and mike with his long ass beer cup he was boning chicks with
We were the first 10 people in the bar and the last 10 to leave, we stayed til 258 am, sam housed a pitcher as well to add to the collection
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we all go back to the room somehow, Im not sure how sam got in, and we all hope that chris found his way back to the room somehow and is not wandering around somewhere
we walk in and find the appalling site of chris passed out on his bed ass naked wearing only socks with no covers
nobody knows how he got like this or who he was with, he has absolutely no recollection and then he wakes up and says he has to go to the bathroom so he puts on just a hoodie and goes to the bathroom then walks all throughout arnold hall wearing just that hoodie
I interviewed him on my phone as a voice memo and alls he kept saying was that Sammys a bitch and "rock em sock em condoms" he also tried to say no clue but it kept coming out as "jean clue"
After seeing the effects alcohol can have on someone me and sam decide to crack open the Castillo and play a couple rounds of Ring of Fire. Maybe the first 2 person game of ring of fire ever played
I pulled an ace and decided to make a new rule that everything was double, my memory gets kinda blurry from this point on but I remember that king was Castillo and we had to chug the Castillo, the game ended sometime around 430 or 5 and sam tells me I passed out on the floor, during the night I made it into my bed and wake up to find a pile of onion rings next to me

Sams quote of the week
Looking at the clarks ticket that says door at 8pm and show at 9pm sams asks me
“who are the doors”

You Might Be a redneck if…
Everyone in your family has been ticketed for loitering
You mailing address includes the word “holler”
You wife’s wedding ring is starting to rust
Your satellite dish has more square footage than your home
You think disposable diapers are an appropriate wedding gift

-n