The Weekdays (that seemed like a Weekend) Recap
Tuesday(yes this allll happened on a Tuesday nite)
After full recovering on Sunday and Monday from last weekend we decided Tuesday was a good nite to go out, so after eating at tower, me sam and chris picked up nest and dahntahn to arnold
we pregamed in 161 with crazy matt and played a couple rounds of poker where I instantly found myself down $5 and stopped to ensure I would have enough to pay cover at the bar
Chris drives us down to Club Z and we pay are $5 cover at the door and pay no more
We steal two girls pitchers and sam and crazy matt who were both 21 refill them allll nite long
Bon Jovi came on and I nearly lost it, "living on a prayer", I was standing on two bar stools holding up my pitcher reaching towards the crowd
"take my hand, we'll make it I swear"
chugging, slappin some high fives
"wooo ohhhhhhhhhhh"
chugg some more
"living on a prayer"
pour some cups with my pitcher and then chug half of it
"we're halfway there"
"ooooooohh ohhhhhh living on a prayer"
cheers with the 42 other bon jovi fanatics at the bar
Midnite
Country Roads played at midnight every night at club z
the greatest drunken sing along in all of morgantahn
then everyone trys to outchug dave nest, the beer master, the keg master, the Kentucky gentlemen, and now the chug master
crazy matt went at it first and lost half his beer on his shirt
I went after the chug master next and nearly drowned myself and forcing my throat open
It has been determined that nest is missing the flap that leads to his tube in this throat
that is the only explanation for his uncanny ability to inhale a beer in less than 2 seconds
there were really long lines at the bathroom so me and chris continually ran across the street and down a stairwell and pissed all over some door
Its go time
So chris decides to leave, without telling anyone of course so me nest and sam go to track him down and of course I lead them in the exact opposite direction, we eventually turn around and I do my backward sprint up the street to chris's car and we drive nest back to towers as I pass out in the backseat
The Camry is out of gas so we go over to this blackened EXXon that is clearly closed and try sliding sams card in every possibly slot but with no positive outcome
me and chris bang on the door and I swear I saw someone walking around in there, possibly breaking in, I really do not know, so instead of getting gas we get allll the signs including my favorite
"it is unlawful to dispense gas in unauthorized containers"
its a metal sign and was held by chains, my drunken strength is unmatched
me chris and sam leave are signature behind at the gas station by pissin alll over the place
we eventually find a exxon that is open and chris takes full advantage of sams credit card and unloads as much gas he can until sam realizes this and rips the nozzle out of the gas tank while chris is still holding it in, leading to the unlawful dispense of gasoline everywhere
while this is going on im squegging the windows for no apparent reason, after attempting to cancel the credit card transaction so sam doesn't have to pay we head out of the gas station
and then I spot it
a huuuuge pepsi 2liter 99 cent sign, I immediately inform chris to pop a u'ey and I get out of the car and rip it off the pillar, its gigantic
we make it back dahntahn and all go to arnold where me and sam get in a fist fite with sam whooping my ass, I almost rip off a waterfountain, chris disappears and goes driving around tahn while I wonder around my floor in a drunken stupor
crazy matt gives me a call looking for some backup and running on pure alcohol I spring to his whereabouts in my shorts, undershirt and boots, I find nobody and return to arnold
I inform davey of the situation and we both head back to crazy matt where a 1 on 5 brawl was about to go down, there was some intervention and name calling and everyone pretty much scattered after seeing a davey the black man show up with a hood over his head and me clearly in a psychotic drunken state
I retired at 430 am
On a tuesday nite!!!!
I love morgantahn


Wednesday
After the previous nights activities, no classes were attended and the only action that took place was a trip to towers for lunch with chris and sam
Half of sheller spent their spring break south of the border
the PA border that is
Mcginley and fellow bloggers medford and jenn arrived shortly after four
Kenny and members of the blogger network robo, pete and jimmywayne arrive a little at 6, me and chris take them to towers to eat pure heaven
everyone downed constant ICEE's
we head back to the room and chris and sam make a liquor run at ashebrooke and we begin pregaming in the room with everyone that arrived plus highflying Monoka
midway through pregaming ritter arrives
ritter, donley, jride, mal and maryjo plus chrissy and heatherupert
which officially put the room count to 38 people
ridiculous
everyone gets a little tips and we head back to club z
everyone was shocked about only having to pay $5 cover and getting free beer and mixed drinks rest of the nite
it was also mug nite so chris drives back to the room and brings all these hug cups including this three gallon jug that was literally a mini keg
sam, donley who was celebrating his 21st birthday and chrissy kept filling up the cups
some coronos and jager bombs were purchased and before you knew it we had some casualties
after taking part in the npoc circle of death (chugging a pitcher, spinning around on a bar stool, and chugging some more afterward) jimmywayne lost his last three meals on the floor and this was shortly followed my medford ending up slumped against the wall with a blank stare on this face, and mcginley who spent the rest of the nite with his head around the garbage can
davey made a surprise appearance and took over the dance floor
we leave at around 130 and head to casa for some pizza where we see chris and mal and find out they are closing
so we hangout in there for like a halfhour and kenny trys to get with these chicks and gets turned down pretty quickly
we stumble back to the dorms with half going with sam and the other half sneaking in the back door into my room where bodies where sprawled allll over the floor
there is good pictures of that as I stole mals camera after she passed out and took some shots
I studied humanities for my 830 test, i kept fallin asleep in the middle of the book
people were in and out of the room all nite and ritter, after chugging castillo straight at 3am, was passed out in front of the door and got hit in the back of the head everytime some came in the room and left it, yet he refused to move
donley slept with the chair over his face, again
Thursday
Incredibly everyone is able to wake my ass up and get me out of the room and to my humanities test
I cant wait to see what I got
That was it for classes for the day
you think im lazy, check out the slammyjo show for her Thursday recap

Spring Break
Going absolutely nowhere, just here in picksburg
workin with the shop n save mafia all week
constant college basketball watch parties will be had
survivor watch party somewhere on Wednesday, amber and boston rob finally hookup
gymnastics EAGL conference championships on Saturday at Pitt, WVU is favored

anyone looking to get into a NCAA tourney bracket poll let me know
it'll be $5 and I will put it all online at cbs.sportsline.com
look at other brackets, check out the leaderboard and keep track of all your picks

ditto with fantasybaseball just minus the money
i'll start a league on yahoo
let me know whose in

-n