2 Week Long Recap: Morgantahn to Sheller back to Morgantahn
Im sitting here trying to schedule classes for next semester and it being 7am and the damn MIX information system not working I will blog
I am all mixed up
but enough about that, lets recap
Morgantahn Weekend Recap
Friday
The Bar Crawl Continues
pregaming with a decent sized tournament field in beerpong, me and sam headed to ALO to purchase some UVvodka sourapple and some captain
We made an incredible green uv mixture
I owned the table once again improving my 161 record to 11-3
Everyone got kinda split-up and after being caught with alcohol chris claimed to be chris chambers to avoid being written up, we all ended up at Z where the pitchers were flowing and Auge, Spanky and Damien from morningside make appearances
Everyone stumbles to casa where crazy matt buys pizza and then we run into jesus on the corner
I swear to you
Jesus was on the corner of high street and willey giving out free hotdogs, I stood around bullshittin with him for 20 minutes and downing hotdogs
Sam managed to steal another pitcher and I got back to my room somehow
Bama + GB tonight, how weird is that
Saturday
Bar crawl continues
such a lazy day, so hungover
watch the final four at night and go to alo to purchase a 160 proof devils springs vodka, sam buys a 24 of natty with my credit card across the street and let the games begin
The table is owned again by npoc although I did stumble a few times against Sam, Nick the RA knocks on our door not once but twice and just tells us to leave
After the first time he told us to leave crazy matt and his boy AL leave the room, smart thing to do, but me chris and sam decide to do shots of captain and kill the rest of the drinks, not smart thing to do
We make mad mixed drinks for the road and head out to boreman to get crazymatt and AL, we then hike it up to FIGI, pretty damn good party they had up there at the top of the hill
I see spanky, auge and damien again and discover they are handin out PBR at the frat, some good ole pabst blue ribbon and I ended up with a pabst mouse pad at the end of the night
Me and sam make on trip down to boreman and then to the mt.lair, I basically had to carry her drunk ass who was fallin all the way down the hill
I downed bowls and bowls on nachos at soberupallnite and then assisted sam back up the hill to figi
at this point chris has disappeared as he had to go take a shit, so he went all the way back to arnold and never returned
they played some garth brooks and I just had to line dance while chugging pabst
my captainmorgantown shirt was adorned by all in attendance
we stumbled down steep and muddy frat row in the rain with sam kendall and crazy matt
Crazymatt took us to taco bell and then back dahntahn, me and sam went to 161 and fucked with a passed out chris who orders a pizza at 530 am
where else can you do that?
after paying with a credit card the delivery man throws the pizza at me while Im still in the elevator coming down to get it, he simply says "u don’t have to sign for anything"
now this sounds very sketch and I tell chris but he could give 2 shits cause he had a pizza and he downed 8 slices in 4 minutes, incredible
Palm Sunday
Chris's lazy stretch begins as he only gets out of bed to go to the bathroom, meals were delivered, no showers, what a life
Monday Monday Monday
UCONN wins the national championship but Luke schenscher is still a legend
Chris's laziness continues, not once stepping a foot outside for the second day in a row, Pirates open baseball and go to 1-0
Random Cruise
My family has never gone on a vacation besides trips to Italy for family reasons and the occasional jaunt up to Lake Erie but out of absolutely nowhere we have decided to take a cruise from Miami to Mexico with stops at Cozumel, where chris has told me I must stop at carlos and charlies and fat tuesdays and of course the duty free liquor store, theres also stop at the cayman islands and belize I think
Its gonna be a week long and I will be posting updates on the blog throughout the week, as there is an internet cafe as well as a sports bar, casino, more bars, weight room, more bars, pools, spas, saunas and more bars and in international waters the drinking age is 18 and in mexico "you have to be as tall as the bar" and your good to go
If Im not tanked by noon, ill be trailing
Its my entire family and my aunt uncle and my 3 coolest cousins goin, paul, ang, and vincenza

back to the recapin
Wednesday
Ritters planned trip down here fell through after his belt on his cutlass ciera nearly snapped according to a jiffy lube expert who then tryed to coax ritter into chancing it saying he has a 50/50 chance of making it there, "come on live a little" ritter decided not to and upon hearing this my roommate chris instantly drives to picksburg and picks up ritter,mal,maryjo and wilmington
they arrive here around 630 and we make a mean genes run where ritter eats everything in site, this is followed by an ashebrooke run for some everclear and castillo, davey bought 99 bananas before and was makin incredible mixed drinks with sobe fuel, and we had some devils springs left over from the night before
The nights motto was
Dont be a puss
take it to the face
And that is exactly what we did all nite long as ritter sipped castillo like it was a fine cognac, and nattys were being downed constantly, all of this came to a screeching halt when the RA's crashed the party and dumped out 3 nattys and threw all the liquor in the dumpster only to have chris dive in and we both brought 2 bottles back to the room stuffed down our pants as walked right past the RA's that had just written us up
We do a few shots and head out to find everyone from picksburg plus crazy matt waiting outside
We get down to Z and bring our jugs for jug night and start chuggin and just dont stop, we stay til about 1 or 2 and head to casa where someone bought pizza, hopefully it wasnt my broke ass, then we head back to arnold where ritter once again sleeps on the floor and mj and wilmington sleep in sams room
I sleep right through my humanities review and dont attend any class all day
Thursday
After soberin up a bit and packing Mr.Haser brings down the Haser tour bus and me, sam, wilmington, ritter, maryjo and mal all pack in there like a damn fieldtrip, plus there was plenty of room to spare, this thing is huge
we get back to picksburg thursday afternoon and procede to do nothing

Shaler Weekend Recap
Friday
I ate soooo much fish, then I get in travis and head over to macels with wilmington, stay pretty sober through the night as I needed to drive travis home, it was a different story for everyone else there, I watched some rookie Allegheny drinkers get completely obliterated with hull rockets and games of beer pong, this one legend I met, bryan, drank an entire case and did more hull rockets than I can count, plus his were loaded with vodka, this kid is ridiculous, I was informed after I left that he was in the bathroom blowin it up with puke
Bloggers robo, medford and jimmywayne where there as well as mahntaneers monica and sam, congrats to macel for giving sheller kids sumthing to do on a Friday night
Jill downed about 15 jello shots and kept saying I don’t feel anything, well that was until I dropped her off at home then it hit her and Im sure she passed out eventually
Saturday
A preview of Ritterpalooza with me jill mal ritter tony ang and killian, to eat n park where I saw mark mares
Down 15 crabcakes when I get home
Easter Sunday
Buona Pasqua
Church, chocalte, food, fruit, pinapples, choc covered everything, family, good time
Arrive back in morgantahn at night, its really good to be back

There was a causality over break, a very sad and unfortunate event took place, there will be a solemn dedication later on today

-n