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Happy Free Cookie Day
All day at subway, go, go now!
Wednesday Night
me crazy matt davey chris pregamed with smirnoff cranberry then headed to Z for free mixed drinks and we filled up this huge hawaiian punch jug 4 times
Chris disapeared shortly after 11 and I was with alec, tom and davey
me and crazy matt stumbled out around 2 and we headed to casa for some pizza
I end up at boreman and call the frat rat slammyjo, she stumbles down from frat row and I yell at her for about 2 hours and watch boreman girls stumble in allll nite
Every night I might just sit on the steps of boreman north, the allgirl dorm at wvu, and watch drunk chicks stumble in
I watched 2 girls fall over and some chick who couldnt open the door, the 2 hindus working the desk were speechless and had no control over the situation
I stumble back to arnold and rip out an exit sign and pass out, after seeing chris in a bundle of blankets, naked again, thank god there were blankeys though and davey was muttering to himself and rolling around with his feet in the air
161 has never been that combined drunk before

Thursday Day Cap
I wake up way to early, eat mad freeze pops to cure this hangover, my roommate wakes up drunk and procedes to take more shots before he goes to class where his teach comments "you smell like your pours are dripping alcohol"
he returned to the room and killed the rest of the bottle
I took a shot with him and we headed out, picked up the frat rat and headed to ALO for another bottle of smirnoff, to citgo where chris took a shot while in the car, we discovered a subway in the citgo and took advantage of FREE COOKIE DAY , me chris and the frat rat all got cookies, then I drove to another subway and got 4 free cookies because it was FREE COOKIE DAY, chris was yellin at EVERYONE in the parking lot and on the street that it was FREE COOKIE DAY
Funniest Moment of the Semester:
While at a redlight, chris stuck his head out the window, and went to yell at a mother in her suv with a few kids in the back seat, he was yelling FREE COOKIE DAY and as the women turned to her left she saw chris's drunk ass staring and yelling at her, she made the most startled face I have ever seen, extremly scared and horrified and immediately put her window up
Then chris turned to the back seat and wanted to tell the kids about FREE COOKIE DAY but the mother was quick and put up their windows to and told the kids to look away, she then floored it through the red light just to get out of there
That left 2 subways down and 1 to go, so I ride down high street and pull up right in front of the subway and we get 3 more cookies because it was FREE COOKIE DAY
back to the room and start on the bottle
I loaded up freeze pops with smirnoff
Chris was on the floor yelling FREE COOKIE DAY with his legs paralyzed, unable to move

I love morgantahn

Bon Jovi on friday at Pitt
and a possible leighannoy robo visit to the tahn

-n