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Finals Week, Kentucky Derby and Rednecks

How finals are like women
-If you schedule two for the same time your fucked.

-If you get caught cheating on one your in big trouble.

-Once you get done with one you have to start preaparing for the next.

-The more time you spend on them the more you get out of them.

-Both suck and or blow

-Neither makes any sense

please feel free to use any of these in your away messages just do not put, "Raping my final" or "I have just been raped by my final" or "I own my ____ final" or vice versa, they're just old and annoying and for gods sake please dont put that picture of 2 cows fucking each other in the ass with one labeled me and the other labeled finals

and who the hell has a final anyway
my are just regular chapter or section tests
none are cumulative, its just like any other test

You Might Be a Redneck If...
You're driving a vehicle that has no original body parts

Speaking of rednecks, if your watching comedy central look out for the blue collar comedy tour
it is incredible

Kentucky Derby
Smarty Jones wins it all, the 4-1 favorite
An incredible final call by the announcer
Lion Heart had the lead the entire time but he has a history of running out of fuel towards the stretch and smarty jones was gaining on him as we approach the final 1/4 mile
"Undefeated Smarty Jones comes flying off the turn
and these two hook up down the stretch
Lion Heart is all heart
Smarty Jones is all out
and Smarty Jones is roused to the lead by journeyman jockey stuart elliot
and here is the first undefeated winner of the kentucky derby since Seattle Slew in 1977"

incredible race, incredible call, I love horse racing

5 more days left in the tahn
reaaally dont want to leave


-n