the wvu high street dead/finals weeks bar crawl
Friday
along with special guests jride and ritter, me chris sam and matt were joined by mallory and fellow slippery rocker beth, after pregaming with everclear (the devil) and some miller lites we all headed out, met up with sykes and headed rite down the street to the pi kaps annual bead party
I brought some of my beads from the thousands me and samuel got after mardi gras, the place was packed and natty lite was the beverage of choice
3 basketball players and a plethora of football players were spotted at the party, me, jay and ritter argued non stop about which city is dirtier, picksburg or filthadelphia, and of course me and ritter came out on top, with ritter pulling out third string stiller names from the 70's
I rocked the eric crouch/scott frost #7 nebraska jersey
mal was forced to retire early after losing use of her legs
davey gunned my entire bottle of everclear/kool aid
unbelievable
me ritter jay and beth headed back to arnold and I wait with jride outside boreman until extremely drunken/high samuel stumbles over and gets her in
me and ritter then fight over the bubble, this immaculalte mattress layed on the ground with a fan in front of in lifting the sheet up like a giant bubble, I suplex ritter and ddt him to the ground but he rolls out of it and flips me over and nearly crushes me, after he takes over the mattress i drop elbow after elbow to his kidneys until he gets up and the fight continues
I slam him to the ground and all is quiet until...
"will you play with me"
coming from my little horse cjs, ritter instantly starts crying in laughter and I take advantage of this and overtake the mattress while ritter has the worst sleep of his life, face down on the tile floor

Saturday
Derby Days 2004
total chaos on the streets of morgantahn, as no1 has any idea where the buses will pick people up at, so after waiting for awhile we decide to just drive out there
only problem is, nobody has any idea where the hell this place is
so chris drives ritters car out with me jride samuel and mal, we pull over to the side of the road which is strewn with beer bottles and cans and all of a sudden this bus pulls in front of us and over 200 kids rush to get in it
it was like a sign that god wanted us to go to derby days, so we just follow the bus allll the way out to marvins mountaintop in mastontown, west virgeeeenia
behind us was a jeep and then an m3 and then 5 more cars and more buses all following the bus we're following
to verify that point, the bus pulled over on the highway
and everyone pulled over with it
after a 35 minute drive on the worlds longest street past actual cool mines, we arrive at marvins mountaintop, the locals offer rides to the hillside on their ATV's
we get there and there is absolutely no need for a 15$ ticket, good thing cause I dint have one, when I finally reached the horse trough I may have had the greatest beer of my life, I was soo dehydrated
It went down in less than a minute
me and chris go move the car to the bands area, where the bands were supposed to park, we put in off into the shrubbery about a 25 second walk from the field
There were a couple thousand kids there, people running around yelling who wants pot, deals being made out in the open, it was just like stories about woodstock,
people are passed out all over the grass and this huge cloud of pot hovers over the field, there were apparently some bands playing too, me ritter and chris notice the on coming shortage of natty lites and house two 24 packs of natty
stay til bout 5 and head back to the tahn

Saturday Night
Grant Street for the last time this semester, and perhaps the greatest house party of all time
it was eighties night
yes eighties night
eighties clothes, eighties music, incredible
jungle juice and kegs after kegs
keg stands, 8 foot beer bong, fireworks being shot off from the roof into the crowd, people shooting roman candles from their crouches, 4 guys fell off the roof, eighties music, head bands, short shorts, more eighties music, auge did 2 beer bongs and a keg stand, he enjoyed the beer bong so much he decided to take it
all 8 feet of it
this is directly from his profile from a conversation we had following the party
npoc44: it was all tangled around u and u stumbled out the backyard and tripped over this low plastic fence and went flying downhill, u smacked into a solid block retaining wall then sat passed out on the grass for 25 seconds
npoc44: u then stumbled out the street with the beer brong all wrapped around u
hilarious
he entered towers with it wrapped around his neck
thats how you represent st.rays

we stayed til about 2am and after nearly getting lit on fire but the roman candles
we had a breathalyzer to, courtesy of crazy matt
auge obviously blew the max, +.12 and mal reached the max pretty quickly as well

the last weekend in morgantahn, what a way to go

I got 5 days left in the tahn

You Might Be a Redneck If...
You've ever had a dream about beef jerky

-n