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-Mclane Lane, Morgantahn

Nightly Recaps
Wednesday
The first 24 pack arrived upon seconds of move in, and we were officially underway, we were attempting to put together furniture and amazingly we got it all up, even though nest broke my desk but nailed it together somehow. Crazy Matt and sam stopped by and around 230am nest decides he hasnt had enough to drink so he stumbles up the street to stifler, nics and special teams joes house, he returns at 5 in the morning drunker than I have ever seen him. He sprints out of my room, pukes in the kitchen and then pukes the rest off of the deck.
The very first night he is here, he hung over the deck for a few minutes
Thursday
Nest continued to bulemic ways, by puking his breakfast off of the front porch, I love how the first instict down here is to run outside. We had big plans to get to the lacross house to party with auge but we started to early and never made it off the deck
Friday
The freshman arrive, the house partys up and down grant were beyond explanation and sykes stopped in from towers
We also drove travis out to the rec to take advantage of alll the free food and scout out the freshman talent
Saturday
I headed home in travis to work the stiller preseason game, me jride and sam worked the carb conscious corner and sold absolutely nothing, and basically did nothing
Robo stopped by and the stillers whooped texans ass by 35
While gone, nest went back to the same house party as friday night and he claims to have bagged a freshman named Vicky
Freshman 500
Laps Completed- 10 (still under review)
Flag- Green
Sunday
Cookout with sam and crazy matt, we had some corn on the cob and burgers and dogs on tubby all out on the deck, blasting kenny chesney music because we couldnt get tickets to his concert
Monday
Fall(ingover)fest
Bachman, Tyler from Nebraska and Nock made the trip down and all got obliterated, I was cooking out on the front porch in a george foreman grill (redneck) stopiak stopped up from down the street and threw a few back with us, then fuel rocked the damn green like no other, I went crowd surfing four times and landed on my head the fourth time, it is still hurting alot, nest went up shirtless, sykes was up and then instantly back down, bachman got up a few times, same with tyler and nock, even sam got up on the crowd in her skirt, you can probably read about that on the slammyjoshow
Random coors lights bottles appeared outta nowhere, I missed kanyewest and trapt, bernie and chrissy were there but I missed them, sam broke into my house successfully, not too hard
Then we came back to 529 and finished more off and all retired, an incredible first day of classes

What an opening week

Im gonna make my newsaper debut sometimes this week, ill post the links on the blog and my sports illustrated on campus internship is starting next week
If you havent been down, I am encouraging everyone to stop down as soon as possible
Football season starts September 4th with a night game against ECU at Mahntaneer Filled

You Might Be a Redneck If...
-You have more televisions than rooms in your house (529 qualifies)
-Your daughter refuses to drive your drink because of the "honk if your horny" bumper sticker
-You ever shot dead limbs out of trees in your front yard
-When people talk about the "Big Easy" you think they are referring to your ex-girlfriend (nest qualifies)

-n