Its been awhile since a post so lets get straight to business

You Might Be a Redneck If....
-You were ever fired for shooting spitballs
-You use the shaving cream made for tough beards...and so does your husband
-You've ever lost a bet about Cap'n Crunch being a real person
-You need pliers to turn on your hot water in your shower

The ads on the top of this site are crucial for my well being, I need all the npocaholics to check as many links as possible every time they come to the site. It searches my site for words and finds ads that relate to it.
So keep clickin on the damn things

Pittsburgh Passion
Official Website
My cuz Ang, made the official 62 women roster of Pittsburgh's womens football league, everyones gotta check out this site, this should be huge someday
The WNBA is weak, but the most popular sport in the country and with decent looking women playing, it is just ready to take out, there is no stopping it
After checking out the site, if you think it is a worthwhile cause then get over to espn.com and on the left menu frame go down to contact us and click on ESPN TV
There you can send an email to David Berson
The basis of the deal is that they are saying that women are not being given a chance when ESPN is constantly showcasing Spelling Bee's and other non-sporting shows.
Season starts in the spring, season tickets are available through me

You Might Be a Redneck If....
-Your dogs bed is a pile of dirty clothes
-You've ever bought lingerie at a yard sale
-You would rather fish than have sex
-Your maintenance man is missing 6 of his front teeth and wears a leather budweiser hat

College Basketball Roundup
WVU has started at 5-0, suprsingly considering they traveled to Dukane and to LSU
Coppin State provides a challenge and possibly James Madison but the Mountaineers should head into their home contest against No. 21 George Washington at 8-0, not bad, but do not worry my prediction on its record this season will still come through

Junior Guard with the long curly hair and headband #44 for the Florida Gators, Matt Walsh from Holland, PA, just the best basketball player in the country is leading the Florida Gators through non-conference play.
They stumbled against Miami but they currently sit at 5-1
The Walsh Watch
Averages per game
Pts- 13.8
Reb- 2.8
Assist- 2.2
Steals- 1

You Might Be a Redneck If....
-You're still keeping a goldfish in the plastic bag you won it in
-You've ever snuck a spit cup into church

npocs latest DA stories
Its been awhile but npoc returns with his Tuesday morning column in the DA
Big East Lacks Drawing Power
Another award winner

Gator Bowl
West Virginia returns to the Gator Bowl for the second straight this year, this year they are 8 point dogs to that stifling defense of Florida State
The tickets are bought, the motel 6 looks available, now the ride down just needs to be arranged
Should be another great New Years in Jacksonville
Anyone else want to make the trip let me know

You Might Be a Redneck If...
-You've ever shot a partridge out of a pear tree
-Your trash collector isn't sure about what stays and what goes
-Your trash collector chucks garbage down your hill into the middle of the street to avoid taking the entire 90-gallon garbage toter down and back up

Movie Review:
Mountaineer Mayhem
A low budget documentary made by a sixth-year WVU senior who is now graduating. He compiled couch fires, pudding wrestling, football games, derby days, fights, tailgating, the PIT, the big cat, house partys, frat partys, thong contests, mud wrestling, riots, Sunnyside, the downtown bar scene everything else that goes on in Morgantown into one incredible DVD thats available at the Den downtown.
I received a complimentary copy from Mark, for reviewing purposes
And well let me tell you right now, Michael Moore and his 911 wing ding is going to be in a run for its money for best documentary.
This DVD is truly a must see for a Mountaineer or any prospected students
Yours truly makes one appearance in the PIT and the pudding wrestling is DO NOT MISS
********* (9 out of 10)

Game Review:
Mario Party 6
Same recyled game as 1-5 but finally an added twist and that comes with the microphone that you plug into the memory card slot, it adds to variation and a new twist on the game finally. The board games look excellent, possibly the best since Mario Party 1 and the game moves much quicker. I am still up in the air about the mini games, I have yet to find that bumper balls or book squirm that will keep you up til 5 am but so far there are some solid games. Another great edition to the Mario Party series, pick it up as soon as 4 and 5 tire you out.
******(6 out of 10)

You Might Be a Redneck If...
-In your church's Christmas play, two of the wise men smoked during the performance (Redneck of the Year nominee)
-You've ever tried to pass an entire funeral procession
-You hope heaven is kind of like Hooters
-You've ever wrapped a Christmas present in aluminum foil

npoc, Morgantowns best handicapper
I have been drilling all my 5***** Wrangler picks I have been posting in my away messages
It all started with UCLA +22 against USC then the Redskins against the Giants, Bradley over Butler, the OVER in the Cowboys/Seahawks game and now tonight I have the Lakers +4
I can not be stopped, a role like this doesnt happen often, unless your npoc
Keep checking the away message for sure moneymakers
Anyone interested in placing any action down, let me know, I offer low juice

Heisman Trophy
It is overhyped and such a disgrace, I cant stand the nominees, the actual show, the overhype, the stupid song and the f'n commercials, just go away you stupid award


-n