You Might Be a Redneck If...
-Your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs
-Your spring wardrobe mostly involves using scissors
-You regularly check the brake lights on your house
-You've ever caught bugs just so you can throw them in the bug zapper
TOP 10 NOMINEE
**-You've ever decorated a birthday cake with a caulk gun

PNC Park
Opening day is Monday and I cant say that I am excited, I have grown a hate beyond belief for the mockery that is Major League Baseball, I do not understand how anybody can even talk about it while March Madness is in progress, I am sorry to even devote that much time to it

March Madness
West Virginia continues to get love throughout the media as they apparently captured all the college basketball fans that didnt have a team left in the tourney. Michael Wilbon even mentioned Pittsnogle as a lottery pick after he graduates next year and Tony Kornheiser says Morgantown outta erect a statue for all the team did in this tournament.
The welcome home reception at the Coliseum drew some 5000 fans and was loud as ever, hopefully it convinced Beilein enough that he will stick around

Next years questions
Can Bonner be D'or?
Can Frank be Tyrone?
The one thing I did learn this year is that it is not the players in college basketball, it really has VERY LITTLE to do with the players, it is alll about coaching and strategy and with Beilein West Virginia is going to have a chance even if his recruits arent Big East material.
How long Beilein will stick around is questionable, the money is not there and the Misses doesnt seem to like Morgantown

NCAA 2005
No.1 Nebraska (6-0) and No. 2 Texas (7-0)
colonel npoc and general nest continue to arm up as they have each compiled perfect records and are looking ahead to the game of the century, their matchup in Lincoln, Nebraska. The loser of this game need not worry as their rematch will most certainly take place in the Big XII title game at the end of the season.
Both teams have been blazing their way to this showdown, just blowing out the opposition and ensuring that all their players are healthy for the game of the century.
We could be witnessing the two finest college football teams of all time.
In the meantime sergeant stopiak is 4-3 and not ranked.

-n