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4.14.05
NBA
2 units- Dallas -7.5 WON
MLB
8 units- Baltimore -120 (MLB Game of the Month) LOSE
4 units- Chicago WhiteSox +101 LOSE
3 units- Yankees -1.5 +107 LOSE
2 units- Chicago/Cleveland Under 9.5 LOSE

4.14: 1-4 -15 units
YTD: 127-95-8 +84 units



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There goes my best strategy

You Might Be a Redneck If...
Your dog has been blacklisted by the groomer

The Official Ham and Egger Watch List
Rick White
36 years old
230 pounds (yes he is freaking 230 pounds)
$475,000 a year (and you thought Kendalls $10 million was a rip off)
IP- 3.2
H- 8
R- 6
BB- 3
SO- 3
W/L- 0-2
Opp Batting Avg.- .444
WHIP- 3.00
ERA- 12.27

-Cannaann Valley, West Virginia
I've taken bus trips many places, down to Florida up into Canada and so on, but never in the same trip have I had the fear of tipping over the shoulder of a road and drifting down a steep and windy hill (that was labeled as a highway.)
A couple times the thought of "if we die who is going to report it" crossed my mind.
For surviving the trip we were rewarded with an all-expense paid meal at Big John's Family Fixin and Rodeo (ok I made the last part up.)
DA Sports Writer Wryan Belch would have unable to live with himself if he didn't go ahead and order the King Cut Steak, but its ok cause Big Al picked up the bill at a cool 18.99 plus tax and tip.
Despite all of us being so incredibly full everyone managed to hit the ice cream bar and bring the final DA bill to somewhere near $1500 I assume.
It didn't take long for everyone to unload their alcohol filled luggage and twist off. SoCo was in order for the night and before you knew it two bottles of it had mysteriously vanished. Speaking of disapearing liquor, I got to meet Ryvio Riveria one of the columnists on the trip. All these columnists have the most deceiving pitcher. Ryvio looks like a 25 year old intellect when mean while he is a 12 year ass clown that can't hold liquor.
Steven Smaydar, the confederate flag waving columnist reminded me of someone in the military when I couldn't be further from the truth.
That kid that looks like he is having a seizure in the his picture, well he actually does look like that in real life. The only thing greener than the lush vegitation around the Valley was what was being smoked.
You can take the WVU students out of Morgantown, but you cant take the Morgantown out of them. Never has this overused cliche been more true.
We converted resort hotel rooms into beer pong tournaments, bath tubs were full of ice and beer and yes there was a bonfire. A raging one thanks to my handling of the lighter fluid, and just when the lighter fluid got a little low I made an executive decision and decided to launch the bottle into it.
I roomed with the rocket and our liquor cabinet consisted of SoCo, Jim Beam and The Admiral Nelson, (a step below Captain on the spiced rum total poll but just above Castillo.)
The Admiral was not brought out until 2am Saturday night when I started a round of shots followed by mcneil and krista and then I started round 2 of the shots but nobody followed, apparently the admiral did not leave behind a good impression.


DA Sports were seperated from everyone else in a block on the second floor, we were next door to Tassa and Welch with the Guru and the coach one more door down. Coach came up with some internet access so the weekend didn't prevent myself and the rocket from getting our picks in.
Tassa and Mcneil ran the show on the beer pong table night one but me and Welch took control on night two.

Ryvioa goes outside and starts leaning on a poll
Wachur "I bet you $1 that kid pukes"
"Alright"
As if on command, Ryvioa starts losing his 1.5 beers into the grass

Fast Forward, nest morning
Wachur "Yo, thanks Ry you won me a buck last night"
Ry "Huh"
Wachur "I bet a dollar you would puke and you did"
Ryvio goes on to deny all of this when all the witnesses come out and start bitching at him, he then demands the dollar but is promptly rebuffed.

After all the beer vanished on Saturday night, it was time to go straight Jim Beam, a circle of Amber, the rocket, tassa and myself took down over half of it in a matter of 10 minutes.

Coach Rubenstein took on an alter ego of Bill Bellichicklet, it was an uncanny resemblance that could not be refuted.

Friday night I found my way into the bathtub to sleep with my newspaper and a rubby ducker that was provided.

The next morning
Mcneil "Yo, toss the shampoo in here, I need soap too"
"What do you have in there?"
Mcneil "A fuckin duck"

Old man River "Its 1:30 in the morning, PLEASE SHUTUP!"
Unfortunately he stopped giving us time updates after that

During the bonfire people obviously needed a place to piss, so with acres and acres of open field we finally found a little shack not too far that we piss behind, while im in the process of pissin, I look to my right and see a large sign on the side of the shack that clearly says "DANGER: High Voltage"
It didnt deter anyone the rest of the night

Tassa (after returning from the shack) "dont you hate it when you dont shake it enough"

DA Award Ceremony
Now for the rookie of the year
Basically Megan vs Mcneil
"This award goes to somebody that worked real hard, spent countless hours in the newsroom"
Mcneil "Shit, its not me"

Me welch and mcneil stumbled across a production employee that was yelling and talking to himself in the acrade while he was playing a racing game
"Get outtta my way!!! YES YES!! Your mothers a lesbian!"
Thank god they were with me or else nobody would have ever believe this

Me trying to buy ping pong balls at the pool area
"What do you mean you have no ping pong balls!?"
"There is no ping pong table here, why do you want them?"

I found random cameras all over the place and snapped assorted pictures with them, Im anticipating the day these pictures surface

Remind me of any quality quotes I left out


-n