14 Days of PBC Park and more
-North Side, Picksburg
Days 4-9

The brooms came out in PBC Park for the fourth game of the Marlins series but the D-train held down the battling buccos and prevented the sweep, after losing 3 of 4 to the buccos, the Marlins gave way to the Braves as Nl East leaders, who just so happened to be the next visiting team into PBC Park.
The Braves brought Tim Hudson for game 1 and a few no-namers for the remainder of the three game series, the Pirates took yet another series from a division leader, winning 2 of 3 against the former NL East leading Braves.
If only the Pirates could be in that division

Ryan Oneil and Yahnstradamus made an appearance at Saturday nights game alongside Drew Rubeman who I believe was wearing jeans. My scheme to get Oneil a few Iron Cities was foiled by a drunken Yahnstradamus, all escaped intact however
Drew Rubeman did down his first cheesesteak of the season

Crowds were up all weekend with the good weather, winning Pirates, out of town Braves fans and the fireworks and giveaways. Even sundays game drew solid numbers.

Interleague play would deal the bucs a tough draw at first against the finest team in all of baseball the Baltimoron Orioles, they brought a large vocal chunk of fans with them and after the Pirates came back to tie game 1 they sealed the deal in the top of the 8th to take game 1. The crowd struggled but Primantis had a huge night as all of out of tahners just needed to try a PITTSBURGER!!! with allllll that stuff on it

Game 2 brought a drunker stand leader Mike and 5 solo shots off of Dave Williams, just completely unheard of. Darly Ward answered in the bottom of the 8th with a 3-run JACK to tie the game and 1 batter later Jack Wilson hit the seventh homerun of the game, a solo shot to give the Pirates a 6-5 lead that Jose Mesa was able to preserve

Tonight in front of what could be a sell out crowd, The Pirates will look to take a historic third consecutive series from a divison leading team. They're giving out dual bobbleheads of Manny Sanguillen and Steve Blass, should be an electric atmosphere

You Might Be a Redneck If...
-You've ever appeared on TV with your face digitally blurred
-Any of your living room furniture is inflatable

6.8.05
MLB
3 units on Philadelphia +115
3 units on Milwaukee +118
3 units on Arizona +190

You Might Be a Redneck If....
-You've ever learned something about your momma from a bathroom wall
-You buy stuff at your own yard sale

DA: Penny Pinching Pirates deserve no pity By npoc

You Might Be a Redneck If...
-The post office discontinues your serive because your mailman keeps getting stuck in your driveway
-The oil stain in your driveway is bigger than your car

Countdown to the Wedding
June 18th
Omni William Penn
The hotel rooms are booked, the tux is fitted and last night Aremenia along with her sister Adriana arrived, completely unexpected and a suprise to everyone.
It looks like a week of taking the cugini around Picksburg

You Might Be a Redneck If...
-Your wedding pictures have a propane tank in the background
-Your wedding vows were interrupted by a fistfight
-You answered "i guess so" during your wedding vows

GHETTOBALL is BACK
Tonight, wednesday at the St.Bonnies lower lot
Macel says be there at 8, Ill get off work around 930, so get there later so this game can go all night long
We need a strong turnout to ensure the continuation of Shalers favorite pastime

You Might Be a Redneck If...
-You have a full set of salad bowls that all say "Cool Whip" on the side of them
-You are using a Twister mat as a shower curtain

Movin Morgantown
This Thursday npoc and ritter will finally move into 300 1/2 second street on the corner of Grant Avenue to begin preparing for the freshman orientation bash on June 23-24
Everyone mark your calendars now, everyone needs to be down there for those two days, no work, no school, no excuses, just be there

You Might Be a Redneck If...
-Your dentist has adult magazines in his waiting room
-The first drive-in movie you saw was from across the road

Fantasy Baseball
After a horrendus start, colonel rebel attempts to climb out of last place by taking advantage of a rather soft spot in his schedule

After 9 weeks
# 9/10 colonel rebel 28-55-7 .350
25 Games back
Last week 5-4-1
Last 2 weeks 14-5-1

You Might Be a Redneck If...
-You've followed the knife and gun show to more than one town
-Your best jacket has an advertisement on the back of it
-Your truck has 12 bumper stickers but no inspection sticker


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