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A
story from an engaged man
;
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
<;beendating for over a year,
and
so we decided to get married. ;There was
only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful
;younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was braless. She would regularly
bend< down when
she was near me, and I always got more than a
pleasant view. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was
;near anyone
else.; One daylittle; sister
called
and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and
had
feelings and desires for me that ;she;
couldn't overcome

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
;before i got married and
committed
my l! ife to her sister. Well, I; was in total
shock,
and couldn't say
a word. She said, come;
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
just come up

and get me.I
was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
<; threw them down the
stairs at
me. I stood there for a moment, <;then;

turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
;opened the; door, and headed
straight towards my car
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside,
<
clapping>With
tears in
his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
you
have passed our little test.....we
;couldn't
ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to our
family!!

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in
your; car<


if i had one brother in jail and another brother in georgia, i'd try to bust the one out of georgia first


I stole both of those and will call them my own

You Might Be a Redneck If...
-you attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip flops
- You use a bungee cord as a seat belt
-Your phone cord is a safety hazard
-Your third-grade class had a no-smoking section
-You're using a hubcap as an ashtray
-The police have had to talk to you about your bonfires
-You play strip poker at family reunions
-Your buddies ask if you want to see pictures of your wife naked and they're not kidding



-n