Turkey Bowl VII

November 24, 2005

9:03 a.m.

Anderson Filled

Mount Royal Blvd. Untouchables

Official Roster

Captain- RB Jefrie Funtal, Penn State Erie

Although his guarantee last year never panned out, he is still the emotional leader of this team. Fresh off a stay in the Emergency Room last season Funtal is hell bent on revenge. Two-time most valuable player.

RB Kyle Tobias, John Carrol University

The Kyle/Ross rivalry has been replaced with the Kyle/Ritter rivarly. These two have given and received their share of hits over the last two years, and you can expect more of the same when the second part of the famed two-headed running monster gets the ball on Thursday.

QB Mike Lankewitz, Whereabouts Unknown

The best arm on the field, usually the difference maker. The worse the field conditions the bigger impact his arm has on the game. His Turkey Bowl lasted all of one play last season after his ankle was rolled while he was being chopped block. That changed the outlook on the entire game.

QB/WR/OL/Coach Ryan Macel, Pen State

The mastermind behind the intricate Untouchables offense, Macel is always good for atleast one trick play a drive.

WR Craig Deah, Jeep University

Deceptive in his sweatsuit, each year always making a few catches, he is ready to have his break out game.

WR JimmyWayne Raising Hellche, IUP

The band has some of the best seats at football games, and he has used that vantage point to gain an incredible insight in this game, a large target down the field, standing at 6 foot 2 him and Lankewitz are the key passing combo for the Untouchables.

OL npoc, West Virginia University

Its all about the trenches with npoc, whether its protecting the quarterback with his patented chop block or going after the quarterback with his patented head slap, npoc is always creating havoc. Could this be the year when his much talked about option attack finally takes off?

Check back tomorrow for the unofficial Turkey Bowl VII Rosters

-n