Chuck Norris reads braille
Chuck Norris doesnt get drunk, drunk gets Chuck Norrissed

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, they are now know as the Islands
Chuck Norris can turn a fruit into a vegetable, he does this by delivering a roundhouse kick to a gay guys neck

Chuck Norris can divide by 0
he can also count to infinity, hes done it twice

apparently he is getting pissed at all the Chuck Norris nuggets of wisdom, so now its up to either Jack Bauer or Stone Phillips to carry the torch, send your votes

-n