its been a while

since last post
cowher left the stillers

im getting too godamn close to graduating

bane still frequents the morgantown bar scene more than most students

i lost my excuse to drink gin at noon on a weekday, reese bailed out on me

should of saw it coming, i am 6 for 6 after all with roommates
its kind of that thing you say when you introduce yourself to someone
for example
(this is the ultimate)
my names nick, remember that guy that streaked heyinz filled during that preseason game against the lions 3 years ago, yeah that was me
(but for me)
my names nick, my first 6 college roommates and then my gin drinking buddy all dropped out
clearly not a good thing, but i feel i need to tell everyone

Nathaniel Mathis
Michael Conner
Christopher Hill
David Nist
Deyvian Hines
Jason Ritter

and of course Reese, pretty used to it by now, just fuckin sucks
the smart money is on connolly to drop out next

I also realized to me what the two most depressing things our in life

hiring a no name black coach to your beloved football team

missing the blackout tuesday special by mear minutes and still paying a $5 cover

no im joking

its marriage and graduation
im getting sick to my stomach just writing that

if i see one more fuckin facebook notice that someones engaged or a picture with a goddamn ring, ill lose it, im serious
or a countdown to graduation
who is anticipating that?
i dont care what fuckin job you have lined up

im all adderalled up and would fail any breathelyzer test in the world right now and its noon and ive already been to my two classes, including taking a test and i have the rest of the day to watch whatever dvd my roommate just got in the mail from blockbuster, sit around, go to the gym, and then start drinking again for what happened wednesday

how do you countdown the end of that?
i havent felt this depressed since the one time chevy chase canceled our dinner date
(just picture it)

speaking of hair, mine is reaching its old freshman year length
maybe thats just me trying to pretend im not graduating, but its getting out of control and i have NO intentions on getting it cut

So i go to blackout tuesday with a psyc test at 1130 this morning
saying i know NOTHING about it would have been an understatement
but with a hangover only a gatorade sales rep could love and some addys up the schnoz i was the second person finished in a 75 person class

now whose to say that i did good on it? no1 except clare meth

by the way you gotta see this brod, i got a weekness for accents and she has one of theee best
straight from baath, england
i could listen to that all day
what is it with all psyc professors being smoking hot

anyways prison break and 24 are back in full swing
me and prison break are like long lost ex's that get together once a week for a random hook up then afterwards its like, this is WHY we are ex's

that show grabs me by the nuts then disapoints then lies then makes another season after another after another and makes you invest so much into it just to whirl you around in a fucking circle

i havent been this fired up since that time i got kicked out of the golden corral
(just picture it)

They said you can swear on XM radio. No shit, 'cause nobody can hear it. You can swear in the woods, too
-mh

you know those moments youll always remember where u were when you first heard
9/11
Ms. Ulrichs 2nd period english class, she even turned OFF THE TV to k eep teaching



Stillers Superbowl
doing a snowangel on forbes avenue

Penguins Stanley CupS
Jancey Street

Stillers hire a black coach
on my love sac and yelling up the stairs to dickey, exact quote
"dickey! We got a coach!!!! i dont know who he is but i know he's white"
well 1 out of 2 isnt bad

im not sure why im so fired up about this
well i guess i do
but lets not be completely racist
black coachs could work in some places

Pittsburg isnt one of them
ready for a crash course in modern day racism , you just found it

Tupelo, Mississippi has a better chance of welcoming in a black coach than Picksburg does, its gonna be ugly, very ugly
thats just how the city is, its not gonna change until the old guard dies out but they are the ones with the season tickets, and they arent going anywhere anytime soon

Picksburg will accept a black coach if he wins
we sorta accepted Kordell for a while
but if Omar Epps starts to lose, good god the south will envy picksburg

I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the fucker gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the "donate it to charity" slice. I would like to exchange this for the "keep it"
-mh

last vegas in may
first thing ive ever had to look forward to after graduation

-n