Week One Rankings

Official Top 44 NCAA College Football Poll

I agree with preseason rankings because it makes college football, well college football, I think its stupid to adhere to those so I am coming out with my rankings based on nothing from the preseason. These rankings are not necessarily who I think are the best teams in the country but the teams that have played the best thus far.
While I think Clemson could probably beat a few teams on this list, I simply cannot rank a team that got thrashed on a neutral field.

1) USC
You know how crazy places go to host USC and they traveled across the country and they went with an injury plagued offense and alls they do is turn the game into a route. They are the best team in the country.

2) Alabama
I was calling for this blowout all week. Clemson was a decent team and it was neutral field and Alabama just let them have it. Saban teams are always due for a let down and I can see one coming but for right now they are second best.

3) Missouri
Chase Daniels looks like a guy you would see at Caseys on Wednesday night but alls he does is win against teams not named Oklahoma.

4)LSU
Appy State game got too much hype, but they're still pretty good.

5) Ohio State
Pryor Time

6) Oklahoma
Big win over East Chattanooga Baptist

7) Georgia
NOO SEAN Murano is the most overrated player I have ever heard of

8) Florida
Tim Tebow spends his spring breaks in Panama. Literally like the country of Panama, he's Jesus.

9) Auburn
I look like the biggest SEC fanboy ever, but yeah they're good too

10) Oregon
No Grady Leaf

11) Texas
12) WVU
I wish I could have some insight on the game but I am drawing a blank

13) Wake Forest
14) Wisconsin
15) Oklahoma St.
16) Arizona State
17) Kansas
18) Texas Tech
19) USF
20) Penn State
This top 20 ranking will not last very long for these guys

21) Fresno State
Rutgers smells so its hard to tell but Fresno might finally be for real

22) UCLA
That quarterback smelled but a wins a wins a win

23) Boston College
24) ECU Pirates
They have six less wins than the Pittsburgh Pirates have in the entire month of AUgust. The Pirates played 26 more games too.

25) Kentucky
26) Arizona
70-0, I dont care WHO YA PLAY

27) BYU
28) Colorado
I want to see a Rocky Mountain showdown between Coloroad and CSU one time before I die, it looked amazing

29) California
30) Stanford
The fighting Harbaughs have a white running back that wears No. 7, I think they won too

31) South Carolina
They went from a quarterback that smelled to a quarterback named Chris Smelley. I cant make this stuff up

32) Naybraska
33) Illinois
Mendenhall not pleased, but the Zookers will be fine

34) Ole Miss
Houston NUTT

35) Vanderbilt
36) Utah
My new favorite team

37) Rice
38) Northwestern
39) Tennessee
I really think this team can win the SEC, seriously, that defense and those running backs are solid, just that fuckin kicker and fat load of a coach

40) Arkansas State
A team from the sunbelt went into Kyle Field and won. The 12th man is dead. Bear Bryant is not not not pleased

41) Louisiana Tech
Made a great argument to get Sly Croom fired NOW

42) Tulsa
43) Wyoming
44) Buffalo

Honorable Mentions
Temple and Central Michigan



Big LEast

After week one the Big East this season is the worst BCS Conference since the BCS was formed. Okay maybe the ACC had a worst conference that year Maryland won it but I have never seen such poor out of conference performances in one week by a major program. Pitt was humiliated, as was Syracuse and my god what are Louisville and Rutgers doing. Thank god everyone else scheduled Division 1-Farmington teams.

Something needs to change next week and it needs to start with Syracuse.

Syraucse -5.5 vs Akron
Greg Robinson will be fired immediately if the Orange do not win this game at home.

WVU -9 at ECU
The most important game of the week for the conference if they want to retain any respectability.

Cincinnati +20.5 at Oklahoma
Why people even think this will be a game is beyond me

Buffalo at Pittsburgh -11.5
Buffalo wins this one going away

USF -13 at UCF
They need to dispose of them quickly

UCONN -7 at Temple
WOW this is a big game, seriously. Temple is better than people know and they could get the biggest dose of revenge on the Big East for showing them the door years ago

I will be back Wednesday for my Thursday night plays of the week

-n