One-Hit Wonders

Succos Muster One Hit, Still Manage to Blow Late Lead

Go Go Buccos: 2-2  1/2 GB

On Pace for: 81-81 (riiiiight)

Thursday's Result

Pirates 1

Cardinals 2

+$400 Cardinals Moneyline

YTD: 3-3 +$37

Good Friday Lines

Pirates +150

Reds -165 (-1.5 +110)

Over 9

Jeff Karstens vs Johnny Cueto

Cannot wait to here John Weiner trip over his stuttering words trying to say Cueto repeatedly

You look up stiff on Wikipedia, you are redirected to Jeff Karstens Myspace page

Da Lumba Company

Eric Hinske .222

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Adam LaRoche.143

Ryan NoMit  .125

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Nate the Great .071

Andy LaRoche   .000 (0-for-7)

The Office

Season Two

Episode 11

The Injury

Michael Scott:	Get Ryan! He need's to lift me, and he needs to clean me up a little bit... Bring a wet towel...

Michael Scott:	Can I ask you all a question? Do you know what it''s like to be disabled?
Phyllis:	I had scoliosis as a girl
Michael Scott:	Never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble.
Creed:	When I was a teenager, I was in an iron-lung.
Michael Scott:	Wha? How- how old are you? The point is: I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability. Although I am sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.
Stanley:	I'm not disabled and neither are you.

Dwight Schrute:	Where are we going?
Jim Halpert:	Get inside.
Dwight Schrute:	Where are we going?
Jim Halpert:	We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.
Michael Scott:	Chuck E. Cheese? Oh god, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.
Jim Halpert:	We're going to the hospital, Michael.
Michael Scott:	I know, just saying.

Doctor:	Does the skin look red and swollen?
Dwight Schrute:	That's what she said.
Michael Scott:	That's my joke, damn it Dwight.

Doctor:	For a burn, you really just need to look at the outside of the foot.
Michael Scott:	Okay, what kind of machine is that?

Dwight Schrute:	Hold on Michael! I am coming!
Michael Scott:	[on speakerphone] I don't want Dwight!

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