The Snell of .500

In a bid to return to .500 in time for the home-opener on Monday, the Pirates will counter the Reds' opening day starter Aaron Harang with mop up stiff Ian Smell

Today's Lines

Pirates +145

Reds -160 (-1.5 +120)

Over 9.5

Today's Play

Risk 640 to win 400 Reds ML

Risk 300 Reds -1.5 to win 360

YTD: 3-5 -$357

O-For-April

Andy LaLaLaRoche .000 (0-for-12)

Adam LaRoche

Hits........vs..........K's

.3......................6..

Chasing Van BenSchoten

Jesus "Christ why is he pitching" Chavez 9.00

Donnie "Breaded" Veal 9.00

Tyler Yates "To Be a Pirate" 13.50

Ian the Snell of Defeat 13.50

Buon Pasqua

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