Saturday, December 19
4:28 p.m.-We're live
Check back throughout the greatest season of the year, Bowl Season, for updates about what is going on with the bowl games, most posts will have nothing to do with the play on the field, will be fueled by alcohol or rage out of losing money on betting said games and most importantly be very, very infrequent and unannounced
5:58 p.m.- We're blogging live from the New Mexico Bowl in (where else) New Mexico, actually I'm playing the role of Dick Couch right now and sitting in the South Side of Pittsburgh watching this game
It is halftime and here is what I gathered from the first half
John Denver was born in New Mexico
Bill Richardson is not of Mexican decent
They were playing "I Aint No Holla Back Girl" during a timeout, I am not making that up
They should change the name of the Bowl to the New Mexxxico Bowl next year and either be sponsored by Dos Equis or by an inappropriate adult bookstore that is so sensual we cannot even tell you about it on tv (or this fake blog)
6:04 p.m.
I have always heard it is dangerous to text and drive, never believed it, until i had to temporarily switch to a touch screen phone, it is not just dangerous, it is literally a death defying feat to pull off, your eyes are completely off the road for six seconds at a time
Also 10-point favorite Fresno Fucking State is tied with these stiffs from Wyoming (where I donated $95 a few summers ago for speeding). I got like 20-plus confidence points on these clowns, this bowl poll could be over while toosh is still 20
6:16 p.m.
Does Rob Stone get paid more to act like an idiot in parking lots?
ESPN just showed UCF fans tailgating in parking lots and then to show how they outnumbered the Rutgers fans, zoomed in to a group of Rutgers fans drinking on a hotel balcony, a hotel that appeared to be a Motel 6. These guys had no idea their snausage fest was being beemed nationally, it was a classic ESPN moment and a reason why I love bowl games
That will be tough to beat in terms of best bowl moments
6:18 p.m
Getting a kick out of this ESPN college bowl theme song
I am a champion
I am a champion
The lyrics are basically that
Also BREAKING NEWS out of BRISTOL, CONN.
The 8pm game will feature two teams both named the Knights
The Rutgers Knights and the UCF Knights
Let the drinking game begin, every mention of this you slam a beer
See if your still standing for the second half
6:30 p.m.
Fresno State just kicked off from its own endzone after two personal fouls
I have watched a lot, a lot of football, never saw that
Besides the Rutgers fans tailgating on their Motel 6 Balcony that was the second best moment of bowl season
7:44 p.m.
In case 34 bowl games was not enough, the first one is headed for a fifth quarter
We got a doozy in Albakerkee
7:47 p.m.
If Wyoming wins this game I am putting a boatload on the Saints tonight, what are the odds two Cowboys win on the same day
The St. Petersburg Bowl is sponsored by Beef O' Brady's
Yes Beef O' Brady's
The St. Petersburg Bowl one upped itself from last season when it was sponsored by Magicjack
Where does Beef O' Brady's rank in terms of all-time bowl sponsors?
Lets rank them
No. 10 Gaylord Hotels
No. 9 Continental Tires
No. 8 Crucial.com
No. 7 MPC Computers
No. 6 San Diego County Credit Union
No. 5 MicronPC.com
No. 4 Magicjack
No. 3 Beef O' Bradys
No. 2 California Raisin
No. 1 Poulan Weed-Eater
8:03 p.m.
Pat Hill's moustache just lit up like the fourth of a July
The Crowd is on the field, the Crowd is on the field, the Wyoming fan base inexplicably pulled a Kentucky and rushed the field IN A BOWL GAME NO LESS, and nearly the entire team from the sideline rushed too, while the kick was hopelessly wide left
Great moment
8:14 p.m.
Not only did this double overtime game force me to miss the first few minutes of the Beef O' Brady Bunch St. Petersburgh Bowl but it cost me 20 some points in the Bowl Poll
Luckily three people had this as their 33-confidence pick
The Crowd is on the Field
The Crowd is on the Field
I usually rank the bowl games in terms of how good they were, and the first game is always No. 1 because well its the only game that has been played but this will likely stay at No. 1 for the foreseable future
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