Auto accident outside local grocery store. Truck hits another vehicle and flees scene. Not a soul in the parking lot on this late friday night except one bagger, who saw it all, got the license plate number and is now the star witness in the trial of the century. But a dilemma remains, should he tell them he was outside sitting on the bench when he saw it happen only to have to explain to his boss why the hell he was sitting outside when he should of been working? If he says he did not see anything then a guilty man escapes free, if he says he saw it all then he puts his prestigious job on the line. Whatever shall npoc do?

The Interview with Melissa Joan "Harts War" was a huge success today despite being censored and sanctioned and watched over. Thanks for all the question suggestions. I will be posting a transcript of the interview on the log this week.

Last game of organized sports in npocs career is sunday. Trust me, he is going out in style.