The state of Georgia is voting to bring back the confederate stars and bars flag(which promotes white supermacy and considers blacks as less than a white man and as nothing more than slaves). The blacks in the state are boycotting the vote, saying it is an insult to them to even consider bringing back the flag of the confederacy. The blacks, being as smart as they are, are not gonna have any votes against the flag and the white racist hicks(npoc will be one of those next year) will have their way.
What a truly truly wonderful day for the state of Georgia and all white mankind.

I am now on a quest to be published by Readers Digest. They pay anywhere from $100 to $1000 for stupid jokes or storys about work. If you happen to have any make sure you tell me first.

Hair Gel, Hair Spray, Hair Wax. How high will npocs hair be for the final game of his organized sporting career?

College Choice Showdown Begins Today, the contenders are Pitt, Ohio U, West Virginia, Bethune Cookman and Point Park College.
Scoring Key...+3 Excellent +2 Good +1 Above Average
0 Average -1 Below Average -2 Bad -3 CCAC Quality
First category is quality of school.
Pitt +3
Ohio U +2
WVU +1
Point Park -1
Bethune Cookman -3