it just came to me in the middle of night as Im closer to Tuesday than Monday and still without a shower or shave or homework done I proudly present some semi-original npoc

Took Neal Coty and Randy VanWarmer's Chorus from Playboys of the southwestern world and made it...
Yinz guys From Western Pennsylvania
Hey you
Lets go down to WVU
Chasin yinz mahntaneers n'at
We'll drink ourselves silly
show them west virginia girls
a couple real hillbillies
got a card full of mounty bounty
and that old chevy truck
italian gloves hanging
from the mirror for luck
said dont ya know
all them little
brown-eyed girls say
yinz guys from southwestern PA

you gotta hear the original to get the beat down
its solid gold

completely random I know but if I dont write it down it will be lost forever
it would be a sad day and major set back in the modern western worlds literature if npocs every thoughts werent documented for reading and archived for future generations to learn what went wrong and never ever to repeat it again

it is official
my finest work is done after 1:37 am
from 8-1:16 I watched football, finished off a bag of generic tortilla chips and read (without comprehending) 4 pages out of book, since 1:17 I have finished the book and actually comprehended, wrote a paper on the Sons of Liberty, and copyed an entire outline for JRL101, not to mention the brilliant Yinz Guys From Western PA, this is incredible

"I still dont know, who closes the door when the bus driver gets off"
-jeff


Beard growing contest October 13th
npoc got it won
if there is a seperate category for non West Virginian natives

sounds like a good idea now
wait til mornin
it'll be a hell of a time

thanks for stayin up late, or maybe just waking up early
how bout them comments

dont ya know it
still, yes still,

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