Lot of homework to do but I might as well wait for 1:17 am to come around so I can get done alot quicker
Huge win in fantasyfootball for npocs WVUColonelRebel, I am now 1-2 despite having alot of points, my season is turning around and I should be at .500 next week, speaking of football, I have gone 3 days without playing madden, unbelievable
The School newspapers football challenge standings are out for week four, and NPOC REMAINS IN 1ST PLACE OVERALL ON CAMPUS, I cannot be beaten! A few kids are threatening, but they are no match for the seasoned newspaper football challenge veteran
I attempted to run the gauntlet today
It all began when my history class was canceled for the 5th time in 3 weeks
Im about to enter the Mountain Lair and I see them
2 of them
Girls handing out some sort of flyer
And I know they arent party flyers because I see them on the ground and nobody throws party flyers away
So I split the difference between the two and found the hole and made it past them before they could converge
That was nothing
At the door they had all 4 entrances covered
Their stacks of handouts were pretty thick so I didnt forsee them running out anytime soon
So I waited for a pack of kids to go in a door and I followed their lead block and just at the right time I broke loose from the pile, stiff armed a little asian women and sprinted up the steps to the food court
Where I quickly found out I was surrounded again
I ducked, dodged and deaked around accidentally knocking over a camera tripod which I do not know if a camera was on it or not, because at this point there was no turning back,
Alls that was left was a set of steps and 2 doors and I was home free home
There they were waiting at the top of steps with a fresh stack of handouts
Apparently unavoidable
So I started to walk up the steps, then jog, then run, as I picked up speed I reached a full out sprint and with my arms in the air broke both of their tackles and nearly sent one sprawling to the ground
I made a spin move out the door and had escaped
or so I thought
As I opened the door to escape the gauntlet I was still in mid spin move form
And as I completed my 360, WHAM! directly into it
Like an unexpected handoff it him me right in the numbers
I had no choice but to take it
I read the words
"If you died today would you go to heaven?"
I ripped it to shreads but it was to late
The gauntlet had won
They had gotten their message across
I hung my head low
All the spinning and deaking got me ready for a game of madden though
The womens rugby fundraiser here at WVU...
Jell-O Wrestling
You pay money to watch them wrestle in a pool of jell-o
And you can enter a raffle to win a spot in the pool to wrestle one of them
Of course you have your traditional beer pong tournament and even a few games of flip cup with cancun style shots
Fundraising at its best
No word on if there will be a chinese auction
Its bout that time again
Be wary of the handouts
come on
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